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nó phải in instruction như thế là để tránh bị kiện, trên lưỡi cưa còn phải ghi là : ko được thò đầu vào đây cơ mà. nếu không ghi hướng dẫn thế thì chẳng may có đứa nào thò đầu vào đấy thì bọn nhà sản xuất sẽ bị kiện
ĐÚng là kiểu Mỹ
Ở đời phải biết mình là ai chứ, giá trị đảo lộn hết cả, chẳng biết đường nào mà lần

Brains for sale
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I''m afraid I''m the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It''s an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. "Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to
pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually
smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It''s just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they''ve
actually been used."
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.

Hehe, hay phết. Cho tớ ké 2 jokes nhé. Hi vọng là không trùng với các bài khác.
You Come, No Come ? How Come......
Just take a break, a short one though...
This is a story of a Red Indian couple who just got married. After six months, the wife has not conceived. So the couple went to seek the help of the Red ''Chief'' who is also the tribe''s medicine man.
Indian said to the chief: "Many moons come, many moons go; I come, baby no come, how come?"
Chief to Indian: "Young man, go to the ninth mountain over there and come back after nine months".
After nine months the Indian came back to the village. He went to his tepee and saw his wife carrying a baby.
At once he pulled the wife to see the Chief.
He said to the Chief: " Many moons come, many moons go, I no come, baby come, how come?"
The Chief turned to the wife for an answer.
The wife said: "Many moons come, many moons go, you no come, many men come, baby come".
Được let_it_be_249 sửa chữa / chuyển vào 06:36 ngày 06/10/2004

Humour for men and women with a good sense of humour
An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can''t marry her because of my personal family situation, but I''ll take charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do"?
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man''s shoulder and tells him, "Then you try again."

kamejokoday,Thành viên từ 12:35, 10/09/04Chưa có ai bình chọn    Quản lý thành viên
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Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It''''s a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" The Huge Man: "You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him.
Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist: "May I help you?" Bob says: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 joining fee." Receptionist: "But Sir, you''''ve only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our facilities.....
"Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on twice a month, but I fart 15 times a day!


Gửi lúc 22:53, 05/10/04

There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job. She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of devoted service. Why did they fire you?"
"For twenty years I''ve wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!"
The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done. "You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle slicer?"
"Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents'' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you''re bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I''m bouncing on his stomach because he''s fat and that makes him thin again."
The boy says, "That won''t work."
His mom says, "Why?"
The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"