Jokes of the day ...

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hehe...I dont think its illegal, man...Its just a story...And "Can you help?" is a part of this story, not mine...You see, this was sent to me by my foreign friend, I thought its funny. So I wanna share with all of you, just as my friends...You're so serious, man...Be calm...
Tieu Tinh

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine ***.
Now *** has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for ***. He said, "I'd like to have one, too." Then I said "But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "But you don't understand. I've had *** since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for ***. He said every room in the place was for ***. I said, "You don't understand. *** keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered *** in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have *** in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have *** on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had *** before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, *** left me. He said, "Me too."
Last night *** ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for ***."
My case comes up Friday.
(This article posted by kankuli@)

Nothing's Impossible !!!

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"
The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
(Source:Internet)

Ngày mai đang bắt đầu từ ngày hôm nay.

Spaghetti

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses" Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you". Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with meatballs, two without."
Cảm ơn đời mỗi sớm mai thức dậy (*!*)
Ta thêm được ngày nữa để yêu thương (^.^)

That was hilarious . Thanks NangSaigon
There are 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat
on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to
be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high
wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this
hat." "But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the
gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and
replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought
this hat yesterday!"
There are 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Money
It can buy a house, but not a home
It can buy a clock, but not a time
It can buy a book, but not a knowledge
It can buy a position, but not a repact
It can buy a medicine, but not a health
It can buy a blood, but not a life
It can buy a ***, but not a love
So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
So send me all your money..and I will suffer for you he..e..e
ST
Christy@
Anh đã xa em thật rồi như hòang hôn xóa đi giấc mơ mùa đông.Vườn yêu đó lá úa xác xơ gót chân qua đã mòn lòng nhớ nhung anh nhiều hơn.

Work Jokes ​

Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says:
"What''s the first thing you see when you look at me?"
The guy says, "That''s not too hard, you''ve got no ears."
The interviewer says, "That''s it, get out, you''ll never be seen around here again."
The second man takes his turn and is asked the same question. The applicant replies:
"Uh, you''ve got no ears."
The interviewer throws the guy out, cursing and yelling that he''ll never get a job with his company. As he is leaving, the second guy warns the third guy:
"Listen man, whatever you do, don''t say he hasn''t got any ears. He''s so touchy with the ear thing."
"Okay," said man #3 on his way into the office.
Once inside he is told, "Name the first thing you notice when you look at me."
The guy answers: "That''s easy, you wear contacts."
The interviewer was flabbergasted, "How on earth did you know that, son?"
"What? Are you stupid? You can''t wear glasses, you''ve got no ears!"

Ta không mong được đời đời kiếp kiếp
không mong được sớm tối bên nhau.
Chỉ mong được bình thản
Nắm tay nàng đi giữa nhân gian

Who''s usually in charge ?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body''s systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you''d all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I''m responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The *sshole is usually in charge.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.