Jokes....:-)))))

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
I scream like a monster...

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Timmy: "How do you get down from an elephant?"
Robbie: "CLimb?"
Timmy: "You dont. You get down from a duck."

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Boys: "I bought a cat here the other day, and you said it was good for mice, but it won't even go near mice!"
Store owner: "Well, isn't that good for mice?"

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have fun,
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*What's the diffirent between the "train driver "and "the teacher" ?
One minds the train and one trains the mind.
*What do you call a millinaire who never washes ?
Filthy.
*Why false teeth like stars ?
Because you only see them both only at night.
*What's an oral exam ?
There're two people , one ,who is an expert of the subject, says nothing and the other one ,who doesn't know anything of this subject keep talking about it.
DTP