Just for fun and relax, it will reduce your stress. (English Funny Story!!)

Read this "cute hate" letter. It is so funny and
creative. This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.
However, the girl''s father does not like him and
want them to stop the relationship. So the boy wrote
this letter to the girl....


The great love that I have for you is gone, and I find my dislike for you grows everyday. When I see you, I do not even like your face; the one thing that I want to do is to look at other girls. I never wanted to marry you. Our last conversation was very boring and has not made me look forward to seeing you again. You think only of yourself. If we were married, I know that I would find life very difficult, and I would have no pleasure in living with you. I have a heart to give, but it is not something that I want to give to you. No one is more foolish and selfish than you, and you are not to care for me and help me. I sincerely want you to understand that I speak the truth. You will do me a favour if you think this is the end. Do not try to answer this. Your letters are full of things that do not interest me anymore.
Good-bye! Believe me, I do not care for you. Please don''t think that I am still your boyfriend.



P/s: Please don''t try it to your lover or you will lose her forever

Dick was a waiter in a small restaurant. One day a man came in and sat down at one of the tables. Dick greeted him and went to find out what he wanted to eat. The man said he would like some chicken with potatoes and other vegetables.
"Roast chicken", he added as Dick was leaving.
"Very well, sir", Dick answered and disappeared into the kitchen.
But the man called him back, saying, "Just a moment, waiter. Please try to have it cooked just right - not too little, and not too much, and with as little fat as possible"
"Very well, sir," answered Dick obediently. "I''ll tell the cook".
Onve more he began to go towards the kitchen, but again the man stopped him with the words, "Oh, and I forgot to explain that I''m fond of the leg".
"Very well, sir" Answered Dick. "Do you prefer the left leg or the right?

For a long time Dr. Picku had wanted to get a permanent job in a certain big modern hospital, and at last he was successful. He was appointed to the particular position which he wanted, and he and his wife moved to the house which thay were now to live in. The next day some beautiful flowers were delivered to them, with a note which said, "Deepest Sypathy"
Naturally, Dr. Picku was annoyed to receive such an extraordinary note, and telephoned the shop which had sent the flowers to find out what the note meant.
When the owner of the shop heard what had happened, he apologized to Dr. Picku for having made the mistake.
"But what really worries me much more," he added, "is that the flowers which ought to have gone to you were sent to a funeral, with a card which said, "Congratulations on your new position"

Your stories are too long. can you rephrase them?
I am going to retell a story called DIRTY STORY:
A boy falls into a swamp.
another one?
he is a big liar, but everybody say that he is a fair man; because he cheat everybody( No exception)

it ''s pretty vulgar, but it''s funny though

man, this kid''s gone psycho