KEEP SMILING !!!

Quotations for the English Speaking Club (ESC) members of ttvnol.

I. In classroom:
- A professor is one who talks in other people's sleep.
- " If I'm studying when you come back, please wake me up ."
- " How were the exam questions ?" , " They were easy, I only had trouble with the answers. "
-"I spent three years in college taking medicine.", " Are you well now ?"
-"What are you going to be when you graduate ? "," An old man ."
- Three ESC students (Milou, d@hoNe and Oshin )are walking down the road to their remedial listening comprehension workshop.
"It's windy", say Milou.
" No, it isn't Wednesday, it 's Thursday", says d@hoNe
" Me too, very thirsty ." says Oshin, "Forget the listening, let's go for a drink !"

- The teacher asked Nha` que^ to write 55.
Nha` que^ asked : How ?
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5.
Nha` que^ wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher : What are you waiting for ?
Nha` que^ : I don't know which side to write the other 5, huhuh....

- Teacher : Why are you so late ?
despi : There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher : That' nice. Were you helping him look for it ?
despi : No. I was standing on it.

- Teacher : The clock on the wall is not working, but you have a watch. What time is it ?
quartz : 2 o' watch .

- Teacher : Why do birds fly south in the fall ?
Light_Star : Because it's too far to walk !

- Teacher : In what state does it cost the most to live in ?
ThanhEDM : Expen.... Yeah, that's Expennsylvania, my home state .

- Teacher : Now class, ten copycats were sitting in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left ?
ngavoi : None.They were all copycats.

-Teacher : What is Black and white and read (red ) all over ?
-White n Cold : A newspaper.

-Teacher: How do you catch a squirrel ?
Vicini: Clime a tree and act like a nut .

II. Outside class :
- bouldergirl may be poor in history, but great on dates .
- The only thing Gor passed in college was the football.
- Milou , is it true when many people think they have an open mind when it is really their mouth ?
- hhv : I offer you myself.
bouldergirl: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

- Thewarrior: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Ha_Phuong : Yes, but would you stay there ?

- Vicini: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Gor : Please tell me what the two things are....
Vicini : Your feet.

- z3nOn3: What is your favorite music band ?
nhatanh: I love U2 !
z3nOn3 : Really ? I love you too, but what is your favorite music band ?


III. At home :

- " Well, I hear your son is a writer. Does he write for money ?", " Yes, in every letter we get. "
- " What is your son taking in college ? " , " Oh, he 's taking all I ' ve got ."
- Thewarrior : Do you know why they call our language the mother tongue ?
ThanhEDM: because father seldom gets a chance to use it .
Thewarrior : Hichic, What the hell my gender is !

- Nha` que^ : You guy, please call me a taxi !
Oshin : Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

- tdna : papa, why do you always censor my articles ?.... What is an idiot ?
Milou : An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
tdna : No.

-username : Why are all those people running ?
despi : They are running a race to get the cup.
username : Who will get the cup ?
despi: The person who wins.
username: Then why are all the others running ?
despi : I don't think, I KNOW ... !
username: I don't think I know either !

longatum: sister, in the US why does the traffic signal turn red ?
bouldergirl : You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.


And here is what the difference.... ?
1.What ' s the difference between Milou and Ha_Phuong ?
- One often leads the dog ( to censor our articles ) and the other dogs the leads ( of ESC memers).
2.What ' s the difference between despi and Nha` que^?
- One often trains the mind (he has posted great articles ) and the other minds the train ( he is EC mod ).
3. What ' s the difference between ThanhEDM and Light_Star ?
- One likes to lame us by fables and (then) the other likes to label us as fame.
4.What ' s the difference between boudergild and Oshin ?
- One belongs to the top of students never study (she told that before ) and the other belongs to the pot of wives always work ( to give us lots of tests )
5.What 's the difference between Thewarrior and Gor ?
-One hates to be crushed by bomb and the other likes to be bombed by crush ( when they post their articles )
6. What ' s the difference between longatum and hhv ?
- One longs to "eat" abroad and the other "eats" too long abroad.



***Yesterday is history, tomorrow is secret but today is a gift ***

great!
so many stories and so good r they.i'm waiting for others.........continue,plz

great!
so many stories and so good r they.i'm waiting for the others

Ha ha ha, so funny, funny !
Just a little thing I want to say :
It's Tin Tin who leads the dog, you see...O.K ? (Milou is a lovely puppy ).
Oshin

Hi Hi! Oh, I love them.

Great !

Hi Oshin, my dear sister,
I really wanted to call Milou a very puppy .He is leaded by Tin Tin, indeed. However, Milou is our Mod, so I'm so scary to think that he will lock my articles here, OK ?
Ai biết lòng ai có đổi thay ?

OH.so funny!
When the thing go wrong as they sometimes will
When the road you are trudging seems so all uphill
When the funds are low and the debts is high
And you want to smile but you have to sigh
Resets if you must but don't you quit..........
Hoang Dang

Why should I lock this Topic? Tintin & Milou are partners in crime.

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Extremely great!
Lost something to get something!