Laughter, the best medicine

Mommy was teaching her young son to use the phone . She Showed him which numbers to push and explain about the dial tone and the sound of the other ohone ringing . The process has begun . Then son waited enxiously for the call to be completed, but no on picked up the phone on the other and. The mother told him to hang up the phone "Well try again later, Son".
the boy was not so easily discourged "Wait a minute, Mommy, i think i hear someone coming"

A rancher asked a veterinarian for some free advice. "I have a horse." he said. "that walks normally sometimes and limps sometimes. What sall I do?"
The veterinarian replied " The next time he walks normally,sell him"

A woman has eight children and is pregnant with a ninth. She goes to a doctor and aks for an abortion, explaining, "I just found out my husband never loved me"
the doctor says "Can you imagine what would happended if he did?"

A mother and her daughter walked through agallery that was showing paintings by the son of an old family friend. The mother stopped in front of a painting of a nude woman whose face bore a striking resemblance to her daughter''s. "I trust you haven''t taken to posing in the nude", the mother said
"Oh , no", the daughter replied. "He painted that from memory"

Two teenagers visit a museum where there''s an exhibit of Egyptian artifacts. Beneath one of the mummies is a card that says "3218 BC". The first teenager wonders out loud what the card meas. The second teenager answers "Must be the number of the car that hit him!"

Mr. Paker came home unexpectedly and saw the tellable signs of hankpanky in the house. He searched the house, but finding nothing, started to scream at his wife. his anger grew, and he picked up the refrigerator and heaved it out of the window. A stranger was walking by innocently when the icebox landed on and killed him.
A few days later,the stranger, now in heaven meets another man. they discuss their fates. the first stranger says, "it''s amazing but you never know when you''ll buy it. i was walking down the street and i got hit by a refrigerator.". then the first man asks the second "what happened to you?". the second man say"i don''t know.there i was sitting in this refrigerator..."

A born genius put his hand in a lion '' mouth to see if the lion had any teeth. the lion closedhis mouth to see if the man had any fingers.
ONLY GENIUS DO THAT
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One day while puttering around the house, doing things he shouln'' t have been doing, a boy of six found a bullet. Typically cursious, he swallowed the bullet. his mother rushed him to the emergency room at the hospital. the doctor said, "give him this strong laxative. but be sure that for the next few hours you don''t point him at anybody"

Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a child trying to reach the doorbell. no matter how much the little guy stretches, he can''t make it. the man calls out, "let me get that for you", and he bounds onto the porch to ring the bell
"thanks, mister", says the kid,"now let''s run"

1. Adam cuold wait for fall, becaus that''s when the leaves fall.
2. it wasn''t the apple on the tree that ruined everything. it was the pair on the ground
3.Eve returned from a stroll in the woods, wearing an oufit she''d never worn before. Adam looked at her and seemed to feel that something was different. finally, Eva let him in on the secret "i just turned over a new leaf"