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Laughter, the best medicine

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    The little boy asked his grandfather if he had been on the ark with Noah. the grandfather chuckled a little and told his grandson that he was not on the ark
    The confused grandson asked, "then why didn''t you down, grandpa?"
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    a young woman had given birth in the elevator of a north Carolina hospital, and was embrarrassed about it. one of the nurses, in an effort to console her, said"don''t feel bad. why, onl two years ago a lady delivered om the front yard of the hospital"
    with that the new mother burst out crying. "i know" , she wailed,"that was me, too"
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    the mother of a San Francisco boy who was working at a resort club phoned his employer,asking that he please see that her boy didn''t drink or stay out late.
    "this is the first time he''s been away from home", she said,"except for a year in Vietnam"
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    a woman received a telephone call from a friend who invited her to attend a Women''s liberation meeting at her home "you''re going to have a Women''s liberation meeting?" the woman asked, suprised.
    "yes", said her firend. "oh, it''s all right. I''ve got mu husband''s permission"
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    "i''m fed up with your jealousy" , the furious wife told her husband . "Do you think i don''t realize you '' re having me followed by a detective who''s tall, blond, has green eyes, and is very nice, although a little shy at first?"
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    Driving home during a Chicago rush hour, i was in the left - turn lane when a traffic officer waved me on . as i pulled near him,he stopped me and asked why i hadn''t signaled . "my turn signal is broken, officer". i meekly replied.
    "if you don''t mind my saying so", he said with a touch of irish brogue, "the good Lord invented the left arm long before he invented the turn signal"
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    "_Hey, Bubba, you got yourself new pans and shirt?"
    "_My wife goth them for me."
    "_Must have been a suprise"
    "_Sure was. i come home and there they were on the chair in the bedroom"
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    The general addressed the troops . "keep on fighting, men . never say die . never quit . never give up fighting, even if your ammunition is gone . when you run out of bullets, throw rocks . only then should you run . i''m little lame , so i''ll start now"
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    a man offered his wife a fortune in alimony if she''d give him a divorce. she refused, saying "after all these years, why should i make him happy?"
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    a famous abstract artist, lost in thought, was knocked down by a hit -and - run driver. to help the police find the culprit, the artist drew a sketch of the driver . in two hours, the police arrested the Statue of Liberty , a nun, and a hotdog stand
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