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Laughter, the best medicine

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    a man walked into the drugstore and asked the pharmacist if he had a cure for hiccups . the pharmacist walked around the corner, approached the man and slapped him in the back . the pharamcist then hopefully asked the man, "do you have the hiccups now"
    the man, composing himself after such a sudden blow, answered ,"no , i do not!but my wife out in the car still does"
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    a couple was asked "what is the secret for staying married for such a long time?"
    "that''s simple",one of them answeres "one of us talks, and the other one doesn''t listen"
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    a doctor delivered a fine male baby who had a wide grin on his face. after the usual smack on the fanny, the baby continued to beam. the doctor turned to the nurse and shrugged his shoulders. he had no idea what could have caused such glee. the nurse pointed to the baby''s tightly clenched first. prying it open, the doctor saw a birth-control pill in the baby''s palm
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    A farmer wrote one of the giant mail - order companies and asked the price of toilet paper . He received a response that told him to look on page 287 of his catalog . he wrote back , "if i had your catalog .I wouldn''t be asking about toilet paper ! "
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    Frank belived that five wasr his special number. he was born on May 5, had five children and lived as 555 East 55 Street. at the track on his 55th birthday. he was surprised to find a horse named Numero Cinco running in the fifth race. so five minutes before the race, he went to the fifth window and put five thousand down on Numero Cinco. sure enough, the horse finished fifth.
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    Mrs. Clay and her friend go to the police to let them know that Mr Clay has disappeared .Mrs.Clay describes him as being sixty two , a hundred and eighty pounds ,wide - shouldered and brown - haired . As they walk out ,her friend says ," what kind of description is that ? Your husband is seventy two .He ''s bald. He doesn''t have a hair on his head ."
    Mrs.Clay says , "Who wants that one back ?"
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    A woman in her late eighties went to a doctor to complain about her husband''s impotence .The doctor heard her out and asked , "How old is your husband ? "
    "Eighty - eight "
    " When did you first notice his waning enthusiasm and inability to perform ? "
    " well, the first time was last night , and again this morning ! "

    Le Anh Quan dep zai : he ! he ! ho ! ho .Vui qua di mat !!!!!!!
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    a new priest came to this small bayou town. his first Sunday, he stood and preached against the use of the oill. Jacques Ribot, a member of the parish yelled at him"Padre, if you don''t play the game, don''t make the rules"
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    a woman gets into a cab and goes on a twenty-dollar jaunt to the edge of town. upon arriving, she says"i have no money"
    the cabbie says"i want to get paid"
    she raises her dress and says"will this do?"
    the cabbie says"don''t you have anything smaller?"
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    A bus full of politicians was speeding down a country road when it swered into a field and crashed into a tree. The farmer who owned the field went over to investigate. Then he dug a hole and buried the politicians.
    A few days later the sheriff drove by and saw tge overturned bus. he knocked on the farmhouse door and asked where all the politicians had gone. the farmer said he had buried them. "they were all dead?" the sheriff asked.
    "well, some of them said they weren''t", replied the farmer, "but you know how politicians lie"

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