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Laughter, the best medicine

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    The telephone rings.
    "Hello."
    "Hello, is this Joe?"
    "This is Joe"
    "It doesn''t sound like Joe"
    "Well, it''s Joe"
    "You are sure?"
    "I am sure"
    "Okay, Joe. This is Tom, I need $200"
    "I''ll tell Joe when he gets in"
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    A hilbilly woman was asked by the town banker to open a bank account . she declined, saying "i keep my money safe to the house."
    The banker said "you''re got four strapping sons . don''t they try to get at your bankroll in a while?"
    The hillbilly woman said "i keep it where they won''t find it"
    "where would that be?"
    "Under the soap!"
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    Reverend Endicott died and went to heaven. Strolling throught the clouds on his first day, he went hours without seeing another soul. At the end of the day he''d found only three other men. They didn''t seem to be too happy. One explained thet his afterlife was dull .He read all day, he napped and once in a while he exercised. Puzzled, the reverend asked Saint Peter if a scounting trip to hell was possible. Saint Peter waved an okay.
    The reverend found himsefl in a fiery region, but as he walked on. he heard music coming from the distance.he walked faster,almost breaking into a run, and soon arrived at a strane scene.he seemed be in some kind of cabaret.people sat at the tables drinking and carousing. on the huge dance floor, thousang, perhaps milliions, of people danced to a rock and roll ensemble with twenty guitarists, a dozen men at synthesizers,and drummers too numerous to count.
    Now even more puzzled, the reverend asked to be returned to heaven,he asked Saint Peter, "how come Hell is dancing and music, and up here things are so quiet?"
    Saint peter answered, "Do you think we''d hire a band for just 3 people"
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    A sick man went to a doctor, he hadn''t visited before. As he entered the office, he noticed a sign "$ 20 first visit, $10 subsequent visit" .To sace a few bucks, he greeted the doctor by saying "Nice to see you again" . The doctor nodded his hello, then began the exam, his expression turning grave as he poked and prodded the ill man .
    "Doc, what is it?" the patient asked . "What should I do?"
    "Well" the doctor said , setting his stethoscope down . "Just keep doing the same thing I told you to do last time you were here"

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