Life lessons for ya!!! ;)

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. then he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the
machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared
inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

Lesson I - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.

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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,
"What kind of -ese are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, " What kind of -ese are you . Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese! , etc......???"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind of --'key' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-key' am I?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankey, donkey, or monkey?"

Lesson II - Never insult anyone.

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There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said,
"Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.
The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and
immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER".
He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when
suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool
and shouted, "****!!!!!!!........."

Lesson 3- Think twice before you say something, because sometimes
accidents do happen.

Have a nice day, all you folks



Born to be free
Born to be against the winds
To love, to fight and to die.......................

Chocolate

Được chocolatemilk sửa chữa / chuyển vào 17:48 ngày 10/03/2003

It was interesting to see the life lessons you posted. I need your advise for my fault. I made the mistake of lesson two, so what should I do now?

What do you mean when you said that "what should you do?", you have no fault not in english knowledge aspect
it's great to read your stories, I have learnt something from these. . Keep continuing if you can.
I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave

Hey, it's cool you like that, to crocodiletears , if you have made such a mistake, the only way for you to do is to apologise the person you've insulted, as soon as possible, I know it's not easy to say I'm sorry but sometimes people have to do the hardest thing and there are many ways to say I'm sorry without saying a words, many other ways and I hope you can find a way for you to apologize , and remember not to make such a mistake again, cheers
Chocolate