Man and Woman are CONFUSING

Problems with WOMAN
If you KISS her, you are NOT A GENTLEMAN
If you don't, you are not a man

If you PRAISE her, she thinks YOU ARE LYING
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you VISIT HER TOO OFTEN, she thinks it is BORING
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing

If you are JEALOUS, she says it is bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you kiss her once in a while, she PROFESSES YOU ARE COLD
If you kiss her too many, she tells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her to stand up shen she falls off her bike, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it is just one of man's tactics

If you STARE AT OTHER GIRLS, she accuses you of FLIRTING
If she is stared by other, she says they are just admiring

If you are IN A MINUTE LATE, she COMPLAINS it is hard to wait
If she is late, she says that is a girl's way



I am myself again, là lá la

The problems with MAN
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not
true.......but if u don't, they say u are >>selfish.....
I am myself again, là lá la

When I read these articles, I find they are amazingly right, hihih. Men have many characteristics like women, right??? But they always complain that women are troublesome. I myself think that Women are hypersensitive but Men are conceited. Women are temperamental but Men are authoritarian
Anyway, both of them are difficult to understand
I am myself again, là lá la

Wow, that's great !!! But your nick name is "em-be". It means you're a baby. Why do you understand all of that things? Hi hi hi... You'd better change your nick name is "Gentlemen-conqueror".

Nothing's Impossible !!!

I agree with you "embe" . All of things you wrote is true . But i think that both mans and womans like to do that . And that would happen forever unless The wolrd only had man or only had woman .

Gửi lại đây một quãng đời con gái
Một nửa hồn và một khối tơ vương .

That's why we call it is the life !!!

Nothing's Impossible !!!