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  1. Violetmoon

    Violetmoon Thành viên quen thuộc

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    The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING.
    However, most people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."
    Here it is:
    You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say,"I'm fantastic in bed," That's Direct Marketing.

    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed," That's Advertising.

    You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say,"Hi, I'm fantastic in bed," That's Telemarketing.

    You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten
    your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say,"May I,"
    and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed," That's Public Relations.

    You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
    "I hear you're fantastic in bed," That's Brand Recognition.

    You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home
    with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.

    Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support.

    You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Spam.
    [:D

    You must remember this
    A kiss is still a kiss
    A sigh is just a sigh
    The fundamental things apply
    As time goes by ......
  2. Tao_lao

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    You are fantastic in...marketing,moon1
    Moonlight+Blue-Solitary Mountain
    http://www.vnntu.com
  3. pqh79

    pqh79 Thành viên quen thuộc

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    That's Flirting Guy

    I hate myself for a loving her
    (^_^)
  4. Tao_lao

    Tao_lao Thành viên rất tích cực

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    hihihi...why did u say that bro?
    Let me borrow moon 's signature
    You must remember this
    A fantasy is still a fantasy
    A compliment is just a compliment
    The truth will be proven
    As time goes by




    Moonlight+Blue-Solitary Mountain
    http://www.vnntu.com
  5. pqh79

    pqh79 Thành viên quen thuộc

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    see this:
    You're on TTVN, one guy comes to you and says: You're fantastic in ..marketing.. The guy is flirting man on the Net.
    to Tao_lao@... Jusk joking guy...dont be serious....

    I hate myself for a loving her
    (^_^)
  6. Tao_lao

    Tao_lao Thành viên rất tích cực

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    hihihi...no star ,bro. But dun disturb and let me do my business ,bro.
    Moonlight+Blue-Solitary Mountain
    http://www.vnntu.com
  7. pqh79

    pqh79 Thành viên quen thuộc

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    Let it be guy..heheh...u do biz as good as u can guy...heheh

    I hate myself for a loving her
    (^_^)
  8. Trang_NEU_new

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    Thử coi trong này còn có những fantasy nào không ?
    http://marketing.ttvnonline.net

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