Nhóm EEG (Tiếng Anh- Hành trang tới tương lai)

Tớ xin thông báo về tình hình của nhóm :
- về OnLine : tạm thời hoãn hoạt động OL 1 thời gian , do những lí do sau : thiếu người quản lý, chịu trách nhiệm về nhóm OL , và chưa có thời gian để khắc fục được những nhược điểm của OL vì nhóm muốn tập trung cho hoạt động OFF được chất lượng trên tinh thần làm đâu gọn đấy, chậm mà chắc . sau 1 thời gian nhóm sẽ trở lại hoạt động OL .
- về OFFline : ngày mai ( chủ nhật 25/3/07) sẽ dành để
+thông báo với mọi người về phương thức hoạt động mới của nhóm .
+ topic cho ngày mai : sẽ discuss về việc chia sẻ kinh nghiệm học tập tiếng anh ! ( bao gồm các kĩ năng , và tự tin trong thuyết trình ...)

Mong mọi người tham gia nhiệt tình và đóng góp ý kiến !

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Hey guys
From this moment, on our EEG club pages, I will post everything in English . This morning when searching some information for my research, I found a lot of Scottish funny stories. So now I want to share with U. ( They are short funny stories)
Mac Donad is one of the most popular name in Scotland.
Scots is famous for their frugality ( it means careful with money)
1. MacDonald, charged with stealing a Porsche, angrily protested his innocence, and his lawyer got him acquitted. The next day he turned up at the police station. " I want you to arrest that lawyer of mine, " he said. "
But why ? " said the police officer. " He got you off, didn''t he ? "
" Yes, but I didn''t pay him, " replied MacDonald, " and now he''s gone and taken the car I stole.
2 An Englishman was trekking through the Highlands one frigid morning when he came across a lonely shepherd enjoying a steaming bowl of oatmeal. Noticing the Englishman was weary, the shepherd offered a bit of his breakfast to him, but the Englishman was less than kind. "No thanks," he said. "In Scotland, the men may eat oatmeal, but in England we feed it to our horses."
3."That, my friend," the Scot replied, "is why English horses and Scots men are the finest in the world."
4.Foreman - " Do you think you''re fit for hard labor ? " Donald - " Well, some of the best judges in the Highlands have thought so."
5. " Are you looking for work MacDonald ? "
" Not necessarily - but I''d like ajob."
6.Foreman - " How is it. Sandy, that you''re only carrying one plank when the rest of the men are carrying two ? " Sandy - " Well, I suppose they are just too lazy to make a double journey like I do."
7. Scottish Newsboy -
" Great mystery ! Fifty victims ! Paper, mister ? "
Donald - " Here, lad, I''ll take one." After reading for a moment, he said. " Say, boy, there''s nothing of the kind in this paper. Where is it ? "
Newsboy - " That''s the mystery, sir. You''re the fifty-first victim."
8. An Englishman was being tried for being drunk and disorderly. The judge asked him where he had bought the whisky. "
I didn''t buy it. Your Honor," said the Englishman. " A Scotsman gave it to me."
" Fourteen days for perjury." said the judge.
9. Sandy was on his way home late one night when a neighbor beckoned him for help. " Here, " he said, " give me a hand to get this pig out of the truck." When they had got the pig out of his truck, the neighbor said, " Hold the pig still while I open the front door." Sandy did as he was told and the neighbor said, " Now help me push the pig upstairs. Sandy did that. " Now, " said the neighbor, " help me put the pig in the bathtub. After a great deal of effort they managed to put the pig in the bath.
" Look, " said Sandy, " what is going on here ? Why do you need to put a huge pig in the bathtub ? "
" I suppose you''re entitled to an explanation." said the neighbor. " You see the problem is with my wife - she''s one of those women who always knows everything. No matter what 1 tell her, she says, " I know, I know."
" But how is a pig in the bath going to help ? " asked Sandy.
" Well, tomorrow morning, " said the neighbor, " she''s going to rush into the bedroom and scream at me, " There''s a huge pig in the bath," and I''m going to lay back in bed and say to her, " I know, I know."
10.Cook: " Do you want me to cut this pie into six or eight pieces ? "
Sandy: " You''d better make it just six. I don''t think Ican eat eight pieces."
11. Sandy was taking his girlfriend for a drive on his motorbike. As they passed a hot dog stand she sighed, " My, those hot dogs smell really nice."
" Hold on a moment, " said Sandy with great gallantry. " I''ll drive a little closer so you can get a better smell."
12.This fellow went to a Scottish doctor and said." Doc, I''ve got a poor memory. What do you advise ? "
" Well, " said the Doc, " for a start you can pay me in advance."
13.Did you hear about the very generous offer made my Mad Scotsman Books ? The bookstore offered $25,000 to the first person to swim the Atlantic Ocean.
14.How do you disperse an angry Scottish mob ?
It''s easy.
Take up a collection.
15.Sandy was so much troubled with his tooth that he decided to have it extracted. " How much will it cost ? " he asked.
" $50, " replied the dentist. " Isn''t that a lot for only a few minutes work " asked Sandy.
" Well, I can pull it slowly if you like." said the dentist.
" Look," said Sandy, " here''s $5. Just loosen it a little."
16.McNab was once run over by a brewery truck.
It was the first time for years that the drink had been on him.
17.Judge - " It seems to me that I''ve seen you before." MacDonald - " You have, your Honor; I gave your daughter bagpiping lessons."
Judge - " Thirty years."
18.A Highlander stopped before a grave in the village cemetery, containing a tombstone declaring: " Here lies a lawyer and an honest man."
" And, who would ever think," he murmured, " there would be room enough for two men in that one wee grave."
19.Sandy MacLeod was charged with shooting a number of pigeons, the property of a Highland farmer. Counsel for the defence tried to dissuade the old farmer. " Now, " he remarked, " are you prepared to swear that this man shot your pigeons ? "
" I didn''t say he shot them, " was the reply. " I said that I suspected him of doing it."
" Ah ! Now we''re coming to it. What made you suspect it was Sandy ? "
" Well, first, I caught him on my land with a gun. Secondly, I heard the gun go off and saw some pigeons fall. Thirdly, I found four of my pigeons in his sporran, and I don''t think the birds flew in there and then committed suicide. "
20.Judge - " You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of the window."
Donald - " It was my Celtic temper. I did it without thinking, sir."
Judge - " Yes, I understand, but don''t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing on the street below."
21." MacDonald, you''ve been convicted fourteen times of this offense - aren''t you ashamed to own up to that ? "
" No, your honour. I don''t think anyone should be ashamed of their convictions."
Better a small fish than an empty dish.
Better to have something to eat than nothing at all.
" I have a very unusual Scottish watch to offer you. It never needs a battery or any winding. It has no hands, and no face of any kind."
" But how can you tell time ? "
" That''s easy. Ask anybody."

too difficult, can u give us the answer ?
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Chương trình của 1 buổi OFF gồm :
- 2 người tham gia chuẩn bị handout ( gồm pronunciation + vocabulary ) = > kích thích tính sáng tạo trong khâu chuẩn bị . 2 người này có trách nhiệm Hold conversation .
- 2 người chuẩn bị Present ( tự chọn ) và fần discuss.
- chia thành 2 nhóm để Run program .
Thời gian : 9am -> 11 am on Sunday everyweek .Cụ thể :
+from 9h - > 9h 30 : Spend time for Pronunciation and Vocabulary
+from 9h30 -> 10h : Spend time for Presentation and making questions.
+from 10h - > 11h : discuss the topic !
Kế hoạch để chuẩn bị cho mỗi tuần OFF :
Mỗi buổi có 4 người chịu trách nhiệm tổ chức và thực hiện về topic và handout .việc này đuợc chuẩn bị trong 2 tuần trong đó :
+ 2 người chịu trách nhiệm Handout và hold program : có 1 tuần chuẩn bi rồi photo handout đưa trước cho mọi người 1 tuần để xem trước
+ 2 người còn lại chịu trách nhiệm về Present và discuss topic : về topic sẽ đưa cùng thời điểm đưa handout cho mọi người.về fần present sẽ tự chuẩn bị .
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chú Hiếu nhờ admin lock nick xong rồi lại chuyển sang nick khác post bài thì nói làm gì nữa.. bó tay toàn tập.
Được thinhndnd sửa chữa / chuyển vào 16:40 ngày 27/03/2007

KINH NGHIỆM LUYỆN THI IELTS VÀ DU HỌC ANH
Với xu hướng toàn cầu hoá diễn ra chóng mặt ,công cuộc hội nhập của thế hệ trẻ ngày càng sâu rộng.Việc bạn học tiếng ANH ,luyện thi IELTS ,du học học ANH không còn xa lạ. Để tạo điều kiện cho bạn có thêm một kênh thông tin bổ ích về phương pháp học,kinh nghiệm thi IELTS ,những vấn đề liên quan đến du học ANH.Chúng tôi những thành viên của câu lạc bộ BCHANOI đã xây dựng một nhóm bạn trẻ để giải đáp bất cứ vấn đề nào bạn mắc phải khi thi IELTS và du học ANH.Không chỉ xây dựng cho những thành viên của câu lạc bộ mà bất kì bạn nào có thắc mắc đều được chúng tôi giải đáp với nguyện vọng chia xẻ thông tin cho tất các bạn có cùng mối quan tâm.Hàng ngày chúng tôi có những bạn sau sẽ lên topic bchanoi_club giải đáp những câu hỏi của các bạn:
1.DIỆU HUYỀN đang học ở CAMRIDGE.
2.HỒNG MINH tốt ngiệp MBA.
3.THU PHƯƠNG đang học MBA.
4.HUY ĐỨC 6.5 IELTS
5.HỒNG NGA 7.5 IELTS.
6.XUÂN LƯƠNG chuyên gia tư vấn du học ANH.

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