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  1. kat_kat

    kat_kat Thành viên quen thuộc

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    say what if some silly cutie asks you such these silly cute queries ?!

    ...Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?

    ...Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?

    ...What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

    ...Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

    ...Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?

    ...Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to
    eat a big one?

    ...If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

    ...If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember
    that they forgot?

    ...If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

    ...Why do you go â?oback and forthâ? to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

    ...Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

    ...Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

    ...Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
    free?



    ( to be continued, perhaps)



    - kat -
    'All I need is a dime bag of attention and maybe an ounce of your trust'
  2. amateur_in_rock

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    shall I answer yer questions ? or just sit and read
    ...isn't poetry one of the biggest gifts to forget our daily life of sorrow?...
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    ...Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
    Theo một nghiên cứu khoa học thì đầu tiên là cũng bye bye rồi hi hi nhưng sau khi một giáo sư "cực kỳ nồi tiềng" về ngôn ngữ học sang việt nam và sau khi về nước thì chỉ còn bye bye , nguyên nhân như sau : bye bye nghe như là "mai mai" thế nên có nghĩa là khi nói thế này họ còn muốn gặp nhau vào ngày mai . Nếu nói hi hi sounds like đi đi = go away , vừa nhìn thấy nhau đã đuổi đi rồi thì còn gì mà nói nữa hmmz :D
    ...Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?
    Có chứ , chú này hàng ngày đi săn(vác cả đống tên và cầm cung đì thì ngoài mục đích đi săn thì còn làm gì được nữa huh) còn vợ chú ta thì chỉ ở nhà nấu nướng (nhưng tôi cũng nhìn thấy cô ấy đôi ba lần khi đón chú này trở về nhà - cũng xinh lắm :P.Mới lại chú ý phải lấy vợ vì có một lần mệt quá ngồi nghỉ và chẳng may ngồi trúng mũi tên của chính mình :D
    Mấy câu sau mai trả lời vì tạm thời chưa nghĩ ra được vì phải đi ngay bây h :)
    Được deejayz-x sửa chữa / chuyển vào 19:49 ngày 12/05/2003
    Được deejayz-x sửa chữa / chuyển vào 19:51 ngày 12/05/2003
  4. kat_kat

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    Amateur, go ahead, you can read it in whatever position u feel comfertable, sit or stand or creep or lie or whatever ( see, im easy going eh), work yr mind n tell me how u clear up those questions.
    c'mon, you rOck my wOrld
    ahh man, deejạayz what you r singing,,,the first one is not too bad but the 2nd u did it poorly coz at least the truth is not that,,,, vợ chú ta chiều nào tôi cũng gặp ở lớp tập aerobics, cô ta có phải ở nhà nấu nướng gì đâu, mà chú cupid đấy làm khoai tây rán ngon điên cuồng, 2 vợ chồng nhà đấy chỉ suốt ngày ăn khoai tây rán thôi, giàu vitamin và khoáng chất mà :D Nhưng mà tôi đang hỏi về galfriend của chú í chứ vợ thì ko nói làm gì. Túm lại là you Failed, BElow aVerage, xcuse me, give another try!!!
    - kat -
    'All I need is a dime bag of attention and maybe an ounce of your trust'
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    Gớm , yêu không thôi à , mấy trăm năm như thế thì cô gái nào chịu được , không cưới có mà ăn cả cái chầy vô mặt huh,hmmz
    c'mon, you rOck my wOrld (-- TÔI BIẾNG TỎNG RA RỒI NHÉ ,LẠI CAÍ GIỌNG LƯỠI DỤ DỖ TRẺ EM KÌA
    Ei A_I_R, beware of this girl plz, maybe you did not buy what she said but , truly , this G is very dangerous , fo'sure
    Được deejayz-x sửa chữa / chuyển vào 01:28 ngày 13/05/2003
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    Then, I choose to lie and read
    -Cupid does have a girlfried; her name is kat_kat
    -They say "alarm going off" coz' right after it goes on, it's turned off. Thus, it only goooooooooooooes ...off
    -They call the small candy bars the "fun size", coz' one can eat it and is still in good shape . A big one is no longer "fun". It comes with obesity
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    ...Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
    becuz when you 1st meet ppl ya often feel happy (hi hi <--- smile) but after sometimes ya'll fell tired (bye bye <-----brr brr perhaps )
    ...Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?
    he has 1 so he wants ppl suffer the same thing with him
    ...Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
    mb when ya doing "trồng cây chuối" ???
    ...Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to
    eat a big one?
    becuz ya can hide it easier and then eat it alone, it'll be no more fun when ya have a big 1 cuz ya have to share it with other
    argggggg gimmie more time to think about those brainstorm Q, or mb I don't have any humours in my head at all, or I misunderstood all your Q ???
    ...isn't poetry one of the biggest gifts to forget our daily life of sorrow?...
    Được amateur_in_rock sửa chữa / chuyển vào 15:58 ngày 13/05/2003
  8. kat_kat

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    gossh, how dare ur selling me here, deejaayz, at least u shouldnt have read me like a book in public, i dont want ppl to watch out when im around, be zip-lipped now on k, n i promise to share you one third of my kids collection, good deal isnt it, or u want some more, not a big prob we can negotiate
    laterz
    zzzzz who cares to elude you
    6sense, "Cupid does have a girlfriend; her name is kat_kat" <--- this is wat u said, this is absolutely what u said rite,,,,so so sweeet of you,,,and the fact must be like this: kat~~~><~~~Cupid ....(... ohh Cupid... if im not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am, if you r not mine then why does yr heart return my call, if i dont need you then why does ur name resound in my head...) ohh my singing, excuse my craze ppl, i cant help it whenever it comes to Cupid
    ahh i love this deduction by you 6sense , "They call the small candy bars the "fun size", coz' one can eat it and is still in good shape . A big one is no longer "fun". It comes with obesity ", very reasonable n girlish way of explaining , fitness is always top priority aight, better than the idea " u can hide it easier n eat it alone". Anyway, to be honest, me prefer the big one coz to me, there could hardly sth more fun than eating. btw, i just heard this quote by my friend the other day, damn cool n scientific
    " Muốn cho sức khoẻ bình thường
    Ăn xong ta phải lên giường ngủ ngay"
    let see,,, Amateur in Rck " ...Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?
    he has 1 so he wants ppl suffer the same thing with him ",,, hmmz u kinda get him right, and I asked him for more details n he said that what he wants ppl *****ffer frm is the most beautiful thing in the world- the BitterSweet Sỵmphony of 'tha so-called luv", does it coincide with what u (black in mind) mean by "suffer the same thing with him " anyway take ur time w/ the Qs, time is what i can give u for free
    k ppl, this chatterbox will shut up for while now to get back to the silly stuff, i hav some more 4 u to work on, so u ppl keep brainstorming or just read for fun, either way, me woz tired n this helps refreshing the mind to some lil bit
    Silly thoughts-series #2
    ...If love is blind, then why do people believe in love at first sight?
    ...If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
    ...You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
    ...Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
    ...If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
    ...If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
    ...Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
    ...Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
    ...If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
    ...Why is that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
    ...If I raise the volume on my radio, does it use more electricity?
    ...If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a car accident?
    ...If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
    g2g eat n Spnsh clss, hav fun readin
    - kat -
    'All I need is a dime bag of attention and maybe an ounce of your trust'
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    Damark Thành viên quen thuộc

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    ...If love is blind, then why do people believe in love at first sight?
    Because you arent blind before falling in love but after
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    kat_kat Thành viên quen thuộc

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    uh hah, after not before, and since 'sometimes the heart sees what iz invisible to the eyes', ppl can manage w/o much of the function of the eyes n the heart takes control when fallin in love, eh :D hmmz so how abt blind date, blind b4 or after
    here comes another ques, a single one only, shouldnt be
    overwhelmed with inquires at weekends wright
    Silly thoughts, single series
    ...If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell him/her to go?
    - kat -
    'All I need is a dime bag of attention and maybe an ounce of your trust'

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