not really silly thoughts, worth brainstorming or not

...If love is blind, then why do people believe in love at first sight?
gà qué, lại một câu gà qué love is blind ,but everybody does have their own eyes
...If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
không thể , tôi là chuyên gia thử các loại nước giải khát của các hãng cạnh tranh mà
...If I raise the volume on my radio, does it use more electricity?
dĩ nhiên là có rồi , cứ thử mang cái radio ra đứng trước cái đồng hồ công tơ điện mà xem , chỉ cần vặn to hơn một tí là cái đồng hồ đo sẽ chạy nhanh hơn một tí đấy
...Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
Ở đâu ra cái này đấy ? Láo toét
...If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
có chứ, gọi thế để còn phân biệt rõ ràng chứ không cư dân hai bên xem TV lại cứ nhầm loạn lên à .
...Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Vì hết chỗ để in rồi
Được deejayz-x sửa chữa / chuyển vào 20:31 ngày 16/05/2003

humm, that's an interesting topic but i think they are also series of silly questions.
1 trái tim khô, 1 trái tim mùa đông, trái tim đã nhiều lần chạy trốn tình yêu...
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hey deejayz, why don't you reply in English huh, I know that your English is pretty good. Your answers are perfectly cool, and it's even much better if they're in English. You told me this club was boring, so can you help me make it better? You can do it easily I strongly believe.
To daisytvn: long time no see. I thought you?Tve forgotten English club already. Those question are not really silly ones, I think it?Ts somewhat worth brainstorming. Don?Tt you find it interesting to read other?Ts funny answers. I enjoy your topic a lot, kat
As we go on, we remember all the times we had together
As our lives change, come whatever
We will still be FRIENDS FOREVER

Hey Cat_cat, thanks for yr comments on my answers
..If love is blind, then why do people believe in love at first sight?
Coz' love is blind
..If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Coz' they want it goes with saying
...You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
"quit sleeping"
...Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Coz' you should have raised it high enough to read the bottom, instead of turning upside down.
...If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Nope, coz they are not missing themselves
...If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
It's just like when we say someone is "immortal" when they are already dead
...If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a car accident?
Coz' the car suffers no matter what

Go to your room

hi ppl, how s weekendz, i was sleeping almost the whole day yesterday like a stupid insect, today not that bone idle, went to the bibliothèque n mom n dad spied on me coz u know, on sunday morning hanging at such a place doesnt sound much convincing, hmmz i didnt lie anyway. n this afternoon my silly friends dont care to go swamming w/ me, they just fancy gatherin somewhere else later at nite w/o having to work their body rather the pool, so now i hav to stay here crowing abt this topic, fun thou isnt it
thanx ppl for enjoying this n u guyz did a good job. Many questions in series #2 n the single one, they r so stupid but u did find very logical n scientific way to respond, so smart!! congratz! ( i wont quote any here to comment on or else u may comment on my stupid comments )
the coming-up queries, not less dumb, even more ( trust me, read on) n i would appreciate silly n stupid answers
silly thoughts-series #3
...How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
...Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
...What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
...Why is Bra singular and Panties plural?
...If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
...Is there anything easier done than said?
...If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?
...Do fish ever get thirsty?
...Is bad a bad word?
...What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
...Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?
...If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
...Why does "closing up" a shop and "closing down" a shop mean the same thing?
- kat -
'All I need is a dime bag of attention and maybe an ounce of your trust'

1. If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
2. What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
3. And whose cruel idea was it to put an ''S'' in the word ''Lisp''?
4. If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him....Is he still wrong?
5. Isn''t it scary that doctors call what they do ''practice''?
6. Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
7. What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

8. If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?
9. Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
10. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they worried someone will clean them?
Have fun, guys!!!!
So close no matter how far... I have you in my heart and nothing else matters...

eii ppl, how abt thiz, hav a read
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we''ll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He''d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I''m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I''m pretty. Andy says I''m ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you''re pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don''t need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It''s a family tra***ion".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She''s a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I''ve failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year''s performance repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don''t have to, my mom is a good cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I''ve treated. The others all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father''s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn''t punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
-kat-
UTurnAwayWhenICaptureUrGlance