Official Love Letter

Romeo & Juliet

Official Love Letter


Dearest Ms. Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since the
14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on
the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a
prospective lover.


Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon
completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and
performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared
equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a
larger share of the expenses. However, I am broadminded enough, to be taken
care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I
shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do
not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation,


Yours sincerely,
Mr. Romeo

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Modern reply to modern dating
Attn: Mr Romeo

Dear Sir,

Please refer to your letter dated today.


I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance.
However, you should be informed that there are certain con***ions of
acceptance.

Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me
as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous. I also need to
be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this
commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent
disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation
according to union standards.


Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense
account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP' I shall be
entertaining.


In ad***ion, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing
less than a luxury condo and a Jag are in order. Please also note that there
should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself.

If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent
basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest. Please
also note that my sister is happily employed.

Yours perhaps,
Juliet
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You are my life, you are my only one desire ...

Oh, so stylish, romantic,modern, Romeo & Juliet of the 21st century are. Mr Aiggno, plz don't forget to send this official love letter to your sweetheart , and remember to inform me about the result and her reponse.
Good luck !

Dirosemimi

Được dirosemimi sửa chữa / chuyển vào 16:18 ngày 04/10/2002

Oh it is apparent that your topic has rung Di the bell.he he.So good.
mess with the best,
die with the rest

Zer : pay attention to improve your English by reading and writing more articles for SEC and advertising for SEC , it's bettter than doing this, hihi...

Dirosemimi

Dearest Ms. Juliett,
Thank you for your email.
I' am taken by surprise about your excellence in financial analysis. With your insight, I can rest assured that our relationship would be mutually benecial for the the long haul
Although always resilient and consistent as I am, I couldn't help but snap myself out of illusion to the existing realistic problems which can jeopardize our relationship/partnership. I hereby would like to express some of my concerns for your consideration.
1/ Competition
There are a great number of men out there who are on par with me about sophistication and affluence. It would be an arduous mission for me to thwart possible attacks from all sides.

2/ Financial drawbacks.
Even though I am confident about your finance management skill, I am greatly concern about our future well-being. In fact, I am so overwhelmed about the increasing inflation, ongoing laid-off and global accounting problems. My mother, who is also a financial specialist (in controlling my father's expense budget. His in-house balance sheet always shows a significant liability over the asset. ), has been kindly warning me of possible outcomes in a love relationship caused by monetary shortage.

It is my apology if my concerns might trouble you. My feelings for you is as potent as ever. These obstacles shall not diminish my love for you.
Yours truly,
P/S: I am still open to other candidate if you turn down my offer.
PSS: Please put me on your tab at our next dinner meeting as a reciprocal act.

It's not wealth one asks for, but just enough to preserve one's dignity, to work unhampered,to be generous, to be independent

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