Oh ! Life is so sweet !

Some humorous observations about men and women...

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.


LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn''t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won''t change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You''re next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT

There are 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Thank Bro Hung for your vevry nice and humorous article. But what kind of "sweetness" do you mean?
Lòng kỹ nữ sầu như biển lớn.
Thử tịch hồi đầu thập nhị niên,
Tuý bất thành hoan thảm tương biệt
Kỹ nữ Long Thành tỳ bà thanh.

If all of us can see that humorous side of life , then we can all smile and take a lick at sweetness of life (instead of tasting the bitterness of it) .
There are 10 kinds of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.