Phụ nữ đẹp hơn đàn ông??? NHẦM TO

Vâng,tại bác nói toàn lời cao siêu quá nên mọi người không hiểu đó mà.Bác nên giải thích rõ hơn cho mọi người hiểu đi kẻo những gì bác nói lại phải dành để nói cho bác đó

Thă?ng viết chưf đo? ngu vật, ngươ?i ta nói cho vui thế ma? cufng nha?y va?o nói na?y nọ. Đọc đê? gia?i trí cho vui thôi ông ơi!!! (dám đọc xong ba?i cu?a tôi cái thă?ng na?y nha?y va?o nói ră?ng "ngươ?i ta nói cho vui thôi tự nhiên mọi ngươ?i va?o sư?ng sộ")

Thì ai biểu drpth@ nói người "ngu vật" mần chi?

ừ đúng đó !!!
drpth@ xin lỗi anh đi cưng he he !!! á lộn xin lỗi ai dzợ kà !!! hehehe

Ku Boy gan to vật!!! Tối nay cafe đó cưng! Để các chị chiều đàn-ông-Boy đẹp trai hơn phụ nữ nhé!

Boy còn nhiều cái to lắm cơ! Chị muốn biết hông? Hehehe

Miệng to -> ăn nhiều, nói nhiều
Gối to -> ngủ nhiều
Nên người to -> HEO
Bồn cầu to -> .....
Nợ to -> nghèo hoài
còn lại tất cả đều bé
y chang "óc như trái nho, mà là nho khô VN"
hehehhe
Đọc xong đừng có nha anh Boy

Chẳng biết post cái bài này ở đâu nên post đại vào đây... só rì anh B trước nha.
TO MY DEAR WIFE:

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.

The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren''t in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn''t want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there''s a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

KEEP READING.......

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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn''t get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn''t cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on TV

Of the times we did get together:

The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn''t talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

Cho chị coi đi Ku! Nhớ báo trước nhen, để chị đem theo các dụng cụ đo lường!
Lúc đó thì đừng có mà năn nỉ chị không post lên đây các "số liệu cụ thể" à nhen!

Chà,anh boy gặp phải sư phụ rồi........ha ha ha