Proud to be VietNamese

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would work his way across the country from South to North.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call".

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the American.

He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.

The American, he goes to Viet Nam and decided to see if VietNamese had the same phone. He arrived in HaNoil, and again, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it(in VietNamese) read "10 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in every state the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"

The priest smiled and answered, "You're inVietNam now son, it's a local call".

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Nothing is impossible, but mankind can't do anything...Why?

Hay đấy, very funny.

Tiền là Tiên là Phật.

hì dùng để khỉa Mỹ một tí. Nhưng đúng là hay thật...[]
Nothing is impossible, but mankind can't do anything...Why?

Bọn american chúa là như thế, lúc nào cũng vác mặt lên trời.

good!it has an ironic meaning.

forgive is better,forget is best

excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To love is to build bridges of chance for your loved one

Hơ cái này có phải hài hước kiểut "Bao giờ cho đến tháng ba
ếch cắn cổ rắn tha ra ngoài đồng" ko nhỉ?
Được m_rudky sửa chữa / chuyển vào 10:15 ngày 06/12/2002

Vietnam is poud of citizen like you
..........I wanna run away...........

like whom?

Bài này post lâu rôi` nhưng chắc nhiều bác trong hội vẫn chưa đọc ^_^.. Gio` lại lôi lên cho anh em đọc chơi cho đỡ buồn.
Nothing is impossible, but mankind can't do anything...Why?