Ranh ngôn mới sưu tầm

Ranh ngôn mới sưu tầm

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if
your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupi***y.

If it's true that we are here to help others, then,
what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many
relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put
off today.

Your future depends on your dreams .So go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a day than
waking up every morning.

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk.

Work fascinates me. I can look at it.

Cheers



All I wanna do is some fun

Hic, lúc post cái này lên mạng sắp down nên bị chút trục trặc kỹ thuật, thành ra post 2 lần. Xin lỗi các bác và cảm ơn bác Mod nào đã xoá bớt giúp em.
All I wanna do is some fun

hic hic, ranh ngôn này thì vỡ đầu mất .
Bạn pakita có sưu tầm được ranh ngôn tiếng Việt không, post lên cho mọi ngưòi cùng thưởng thức.


Không có việc gì khó
Chỉ sợ tiền không nhiều
Thế mới cay

truongdu

Cái này không phải là ranh ngôn - nhưng mà cũng là tiếng Tây - xin bác Pakita một tẹo đất nhá :
Good day everyone!

Life is undergoing a sad evolution. Don't believe me?
Well - read the following! Good luck!

WHAT I WANT IN A MAN (age 22)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
WHAT I WANT IN A MAN, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
WHAT I WANT IN A MAN, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
WHAT I WANT IN A MAN, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
WHAT I WANT IN A MAN, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
WHAT I WANT IN A MAN, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

rag doll - just can't stop messin...

ặc ặc không biết các bác nhà ta đang định cho anh em thưởng thức món gì đây. Dã man wé, thôi vào đây 1 lần rồi té hẳn (vào nữa chắc chết mất)

Tulipsblack
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To Tu: Chít thế lào được mà đòi chít? Lâu lắm mới nhìn thấy chú vào đây!!! Chịu khó đọc đê rùi còn đi cúc cu nhá ...
rag doll - just can't stop messin...

Cài này là ranh ngôn nên em cũng post vào đây chơi, chị em chúng ta có buồn but phải chấp nhận thui, such as life
Cái này em copy từ email ra nên ko có dấu, ko đủ kiên nhẫn để ngồi sửa lại cho đẹp đẽ hơn, các bác chịu khó đọc đừng trách em ạ
---Start---
Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like China or Iran. Developing
at
a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or
open.
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is
half discovered, half wild and
naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely
discovered, very well developed and
open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot,
relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She
may
have been half destroyed during the
war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost
the
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide,
quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid
climate
keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a
glorious and all conquering past but
alas no future.
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan Everyone knows where it
is,
but no one wants to go there.
---End---
XIM@
À ton tour de marquer ... à ton tour de .. gagner

Vào đây đua đòi với mấy anh chị fát.
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
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letaon

A di đà phật
Bần tăng xin góp một bài kệ rất nổi tiếng của Phật pháp
Tu lị tu lị, ma ha tu lị, tu tu lị, sa bà ha
Tu đa lị, tu đa lị, tu ma lị, sa bà ha
Nam mô tam mãn đà, một đà nẫm án tô rô tô rô, địa vĩ sa bà sa
Đát chỉ đá, án dà la phạt đá, dà la phạt đá, dà ha phạt đá, la dà phạt đá, la dà phạt đá, sa ha thiên la thần, địa la thần, nhân ly nạn, nạn ly thân, nhất thiết tai ương hoá vi trần
Đây là tiếng Phạn kết hợp với tiếng Hán Việt đấy ạ
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