Short funny story

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@A young girl say:"U was wrong when refused his proposal of marriage.Next time he will get married to me"
"Well, I know"Her friend answer. "When I refused, he said:" cause lovesick, I will get married to a stupid girl"

@A young wife talked to her husband:
"Darling!! doctor advise me to travel, where will we go?
"Oh, go to another doctor". Husband said

@A husband usually fights his wife, a neighbour advise: "Women are roses, don not ill_treat them"
The husband answer:"Oh no, i just pluck this rose's thorn"

@A dog lived in a family, has borned 6 baby_dog. This family's father say:
"Too many animal, we can not feed all of them.We must leave baby_dogs"
A son suggested: " We will sell them"
"Oh, good!"Father said: "But I don not beleive somebody will buy them"
This night, when father go home,a son tell him:"Dad, I have just sold a baby dog."
"Sure? How much a baby dog cost?"
"100 dollars, but it is not a trade were by cash. I changed a baby dog by 2 baby cat, prices of 1 baby cat is 50 dollars"
Father:

@ A writer has servant. One day, the writer is writing, suddenly the servant shout: "Fire!fire! kitchen are burning"
The writer stand up fastly and run into kitchen with his servant.
Has fire near cookstove, the servant arranged wood near cookstove and the wood are burst into flames. But has a kettle of water near cookstove.
The writer said:"U are stupid. Why didn't U throw the ketlle of water into burning wood?Maybe U would stamp out this fire easily."
The servant:"Oh no, this water is useless cause it is hot_water"

người giàu nhất trên đời là người chỉ có duy nhất một hình bóng trong tim mình

Tớ cùng vừa có một chủ đề như cậu đó, nhưng có lẽ không vui bằng cậu, mong cậu ghẻ qua xem và góp ý nha

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