Some dirty Jokes for everyone relax after hard working............

to FINI@: neu ban co the dich ra duoc thi ban cu dich du`m minh nha. tai vi van cua mi`nh ko duoc hay cho lam nen mi`nh mu`h di.ch ra thi` chac ba` con o day chui minh we'. thanks alot nha.
Do you wanna drive with me or die??????? Andy

Ê thang khôn may đi đau ha sau tao không thấy may đâu hết đó.may bị mất điện thọai hả nhóc đi xem phim với con náo thế hả may .

thang na`o mat day the huh ??? may co biet doc cai topic nay ko huh??? mu`h may lai len day noi lung tung the. co gi thi anh em minh noi chien voi sau nha thang nho'c.
Do you wanna drive with me or die??????? Andy

ê ê, stop stop, bớt nóng đại ca... có lẽ xau xi hơi thoải mái quá đó mà...
to xau xi: lần sau gọi trong diễn đàn thì nói nhẹ nhẹ thôi...mày tao thôi đủ rồi... chứ thằng khốn nào đó thì cứ lôi đầu nó ra chat mà gọi (tớ mà chat còn dã man hơn nữa kia hi`hi`...)
to CKA: hehe... dám chôm chữ kí của tui hả... đãi nhậu mau lên
Nothing impossible

hehhehee. thang xau xi nay la ban cua dc do.de dung co lo thang do thi la de tu cua dc luon do hehehehee
Do you wanna drive with me or die??????? Andy

** CAAR **
Beng and Seng excited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to
remove the key which was in the ignition.
Realizing the mistake, Beng asked, 'Why don't we get a
coat hanger to open it. 'No, that won't work' answered Seng.
'People will think we're trying to break in.'
Then Beng suggested, 'What if we use a pocket knife to
cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up
the lock?'
'No,' said Seng. 'People will think we're too dumb not
to use a coat hanger.'
The kan cheong Beng shouted, 'we'd better think of something
fast.It's starting to rain and the sun roof is open!'
Do you wanna drive with me or die??????? Andy

*Not My Brother !*
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is
no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl.
The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's
an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's
the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says. The new mother thinks,
"Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was
wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the
doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, DeNephew.
My Whole Life Has Changed, Since You Came In
I Was Treated You Like A Girl In My Heart Baby

POLITIC.
SON : Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a
question?
DAD : Sure Son, What's the question?
SON : What's POLITICS?
DAD : Well Son, let's take our home as an example: I make all the final
decisions on important matters - So let's call me MANAGEMENT. Your mother
spends most of the money, so let her be the GOVERNMENT. We take care of you
and your needs - So let's call you the PEOPLE. We shall call our maid
Clara, the WORKERS. And we call your Baby Brother, the FUTURE. Do you
understand what POLITICS means now?
SON : I'm really not sure. Dad I'll have to think about it.
That night awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what
was wrong. Discovering the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy
went to his parent's room and found his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to
disturb his mother, he then went to the maid's room. He peeked through the
keyhole, and saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went
unheard by his father and the maid. So he finally returned to his room and
went back to sleep.
The next morning at the breakfast table?
SON : Dad, I now think I understand POLITICS.
DAD : That's great Son! Please explain to me in your own words.
SON : Well Dad! While MANAGEMENT is screwing the WORKERS, The GOVERNMENT
is sound asleep. The PEOPLE are being ignored and the FUTURE is full of
****.
My Whole Life Has Changed, Since You Came In
I Was Treated You Like A Girl In My Heart Baby
I don't have a RIGHT to tie you down Baby