Some short pieces of humor(collection)

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1/Today,watching TV often means fighting,violence,and bad language-and that is just to decide who gets to hold the remote control (Donna Gephart)

2/It''s so simple to be wise.Just think of something stupid to say-and then dont say it (Sam Levenson)

3/ I have enough money to last me the rest of my life-it i dont buy any thing.

4/I went on a diet,stopped drinking and heavy eating-and in 14 days i lost exactly 2 weeks.( Joe E.Lewis)

5/I dont want to achieve immortality through my work.I want to achieve immortality by not dying.(Woody Allen)

6/Marriage is a wonderful institution.But who want to live in an institution?(Groucho Marx)

7/Too bad that all the people that know how to run this country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair.(George Burns)

8/A committe is a group that keép minutes and loses hours.(Milton Berle)

9/ The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.(Henny Youngman)

10/My wife and I were happy for 20 years.Then we met( Rodney Dangerfield)

11/Never go to bed mad.Stay up and fight.(Phyllis Diller)