Son of a bitch

One day a girl went to church to make a confession
ã GIRL: Forgive me father for I have sinned
ã PRIEST: What have you done my child
ã GIRL: I called a man a son of a bitch
ã PRIEST: Why did you call him a son of a bitch
ã GIRL: Caused he touched my hand
ã PRIEST: Like this, (as he touches her hand)
ã GIRL: Yes father.
ã PRIEST: That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch
ã GIRL: Then he touched my breast.
ã PRIEST: Like this, (as he touched her breast)
ã GIRL: Yes father
ã PRIEST: That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch
ã GIRL: Then he took off my clothes father
ã like this, (as he takes off her clothes)
ã GIRL: Yes father
ã PRIEST: That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch
ã GIRL: Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where
ã PRIEST: Like this, (as he stuck his you know what into her you
know
where)

ã GIRL: YES FATHER, OH.....YES FATHER, UMMMM...YES......YES FATHER
after a few minutes the priest said, that's no reason to call him a son
of
a bitch
ã GIRL: But father he had AIDS
ã PRIEST: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!



source: Tuoitrecuoi.com


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Được sửa chữa bởi - milou on 21/10/2001 09:46

Haha wat a damn good story!
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