Speaking English Online - Part II

Money and love, the two neccsary and adequate con***ions for happiness

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May I contribute some funny stories?
These are some ones which I have just created:
1. Mtt_2503 was walking on the street. Suddenly she met molecules1610.
Mtt : hi, molecules, you are really handsome.
Molecules : thank you (nostril became bigger)
Mtt : and intelligent
Molecules : thank you very much (bigger again)
Mtt : and clever
Molecules : thank you very very much(super big). In fact, I am not only handsome, int, cle, but also brave, generous, humane.v.v...
Mtt : I know, but you still have a small shortcoming. If you fix it, you ''''''''ll become a perfect man.
Molecules : what is it?
Mtt : You are paranoiac.
Được anhvurz90 sửa chữa / chuyển vào 17:52 ngày 14/05/2007

2. Mtt_2503 was walking on the street. Suddenly she met anhvurz90.
Mtt : hi, anhvu, you are really handsome.
anhvurz90 : thank you (nostril became bigger)
Mtt : and intelligent
anhvurz90 : thank you very much (bigger again)
Mtt : and clever
anhvurz90 : thank you very very much(super big). In fact, I am handsome, int, cle, but I still have a small shortcoming. I wish I could fix it to become a perfect man.
Mitt : what is it?
anhvurz90 : Although I am handsome, I like to talk to foolish and ugly girls.
Được anhvurz90 sửa chữa / chuyển vào 17:53 ngày 14/05/2007

Hihi,lâu rồi ko vào room,em Mit nổi tiếng với mấy vụ này nhỉ?

3 In the future :
April, 30th 2020
The conversation between Mtt_2503, her husband and anhvurz90
Mtt : Hi anhvu, here is my husband.
anhvu : Hi, glad to meet you.
Mtt : He is taller than you.
anhvu : I know
Mtt : He is more handsome than you.
anhvu : I know
Mtt : He is more intelligent than you.
anhvu : I know
Mtt : He is braver than you. He isn''''t afraid of anything, even ghost.
anhvu : I know, how can he be afraid of ghost. He meets ghost every day.
Được anhvurz90 sửa chữa / chuyển vào 21:08 ngày 14/05/2007

Được cheetah_on_chase sửa chữa / chuyển vào 22:12 ngày 15/05/2007