STAR WARS Dave Ross Someone has to tell. There has been a conspiracy of silence among movie goers. But it is time the silence was broken. It is time to articulate publicly what so many of us have witnessed first hand. People are snickering at Star Wars The first time I saw it, I thought I detected a distinct restlessness during the love scenes. But I couldn't be sure -- perhaps I'd read too many reviews. So I went again. To the ultimate Star Wars venue: The Cinerama in Seattle, refurbished by billionaire Paul Allen; digital projection, seat-shaking sound. And this time, it was unmistakeable. The flawless ANAKIN and the gorgeous Senator Amidala are in front of a roaring fire, and Anakin says: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, a day hasn't gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm close to you again, I'm in agony. This is where the audience begins to turn. Then he says: The thought of not being with you makes my stomach turn over. The audience notices a similar feeling. Some start to squirm. But it's not over yet: I'm haunted by the kiss you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar. What can I do? I will do anything you ask... CUT THE SCENE! CUT THE SCENE, I'm asking! There are giggles, even groans. And then, Anakin delivers what has to be the most dangerous line ever. He says: If you are suffering as much as I am, tell me. I glanced around to assess the level of security in the theatre. Only one cop. But thank goodness, the scene was over. Rescues the movie not a moment too soon, Yoda does.
