The Full House

After a hard week at the office, a young lady decided to see a movie by
herself and just relax. The movie she picked was a popular one, and the
house was packed.

She finally found a lone seat in the middle of a row, she excused
herself to each person as she slowly worked her way towards the seat,
only to find that the guy sitting behind it was slouched down in his
seat, with his legs draped over the back of the seat she found.

She asked the man to please remove his legs, so she could sit down. He
replied, "Uhhh." She repeated her request a little louder, but again he
only replied, "Uhhh!"

"If you don't move your legs, I'm going to get the usher!" responded the
woman. "Uhhh!" was his response. She worked her way back out of the
aisle, and came back with an usher.

The usher approached the man and said, "Excuse me sir, You'll have to
move your legs and sit up. We have a full house tonight, and this is the
only available seat."

Again, the man replied, "Uhhh!"

The usher shot back, "Listen to me sir! If you don't move your legs right
now, I'll come back with a cop and have you thrown out!" Again, the man
only said, "Uhhh!"

"That's it!" snapped the usher, "I'm going to have you thrown out! Where
did you come from anyway?"

The man weakly pointed upward and groaned,"The balcony!"


Hasta La Vista

Được sửa chữa bởi - milou on 16/11/2001 07:26