The Jewish Samurai

Back in the time of the Samurai, there was a powerful emperor
who needed a new head Samurai. So, he sent out a declaration
throughout the country that he was searching for one.

A year passed and only 3 people showed up: a Japanese Samurai,
a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai. The emperor asked the
Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be
head Samurai. The Japanese Samurai opened a matchbox and out
popped a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the fly drops dead
on the ground in 2 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"

The emperor then asked the Chinese Samurai to come in and
demonstrate. The Chinese Samurai also opened a matchbox and
out popped a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops
dead on the ground in 4 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is really very impressive!"

The emperor then had the Jewish Samurai demonstrate why he
should be head Samurai. The Jewish Samurai also opened a matchbox
and out popped a fly. His flashing sword goes Whoooooooossshhh,
Whooooossshhh, Whooooossshh!

A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and
buzzing around.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks, "After all of that,
why is the fly not dead?"

The Jewish Samurai smiled, "Well, circumcision is not intended
to kill."


Hasta La Vista

Được sửa chữa bởi - milou on 21/10/2001 09:18