The Politically Correct Dictionary

vertically challenged -- short
horizontally gifted -- fat
horizontally challenged -- thin
chronologically gifted -- old
intellectually impaired -- stupid
living impaired -- dead
romantically challenged -- not with somebody at the moment
morally (/ethically) challenged -- a crook
morally handicapped -- someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone
differently-brained -- stupid
folically independent -- bald
one who is PC -- target practice
musically delayed -- tone deaf
genetically discriminating -- racist
codependent -- finger-pointer
in recovery -- drunk/junkie
in denial -- unaware that forgetting something obviously proves it happened
constructivist feminist psychotherapy -- psychobabble
economically disadvantaged -- welfare bum
target equity group -- vocal minority
sanitation engineer -- garbage man
certified astrological consultant -- crackpot
certified crystal therapist -- crackpot
certified past-life regression hypnotist -- crackpot
ontologically challenged -- fictional or mythological The absolute root of all evil known in the
multidimensional
infinity of reality -- white male
people of height -- too tall
gravitationally challenged -- fat
chronologically gifted -- old
other aged -- too old/young (dual purpose)
environmentally correct human -- dead
Nitpicklike -- humor challenged
motivationally challenged -- lazy
outdoor urban dwellers -- homeless
monetarily challenged -- poor
facially challenged -- ugly
visually challenged -- blind
nasally gifted -- runny nose
verbally challenged -- mute, dumb
erectionally challenged -- impotent
maintenance hole -- man-hole
socially challenged -- geek, nerd, whatever...
Cyclically challenged -- having PMS
Caucasian Culturally-Disadvantaged -- white trash
racially challenged -- butt-white American
rhythmically challenged -- white boy
financially inept -- poor
osmotically challenged -- Thirsty
Microslothicly Challenged -- Windows user
aquatically challenged -- drowning
male gender biased -- prefers men who shave their chests
female gender biased -- prefers women who shave their legs
follower of Jimmy Swaggert -- lost
government employee -- stupid
nasally disadvantaged -- really BIG nose
nasally gifted -- large nose
suffering from a *** addiction (female)-- slut
suffering from a *** addiction (male)-- stud
grammatically challenged -- one who has difficulties with grammar or (by extension)
punctuation or spelling
differently organized -- messy
energy-efficient -- off
creatively re-dyed -- stained
petroleum transfer technician -- gas station attendent
spacially perplexed -- drunk
amphibian American -- frog
persons of large stature -- NY Giants
bovine control officers -- Dallas Cowboys
residentially flexible -- homeless
fecally plenary - full of crap
uniquely coordinated -- clumsy
***ually focused chronologically gifted individual -- dirty old man
uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path -- loser
*** care provider -- prostitute
metabolicly challenged -- dead
biologically challenged -- dead
person of region -- redneck
rustically inclined -- redneck
persons living with entropy -- dead
mechanically challenged -- broken down automobile
factually unencumbered -- ignorant


Được sửa chữa bởi - Angelique on 28/07/2001 11:44:01

Được sửa chữa bởi - milou vào 19/02/2002 02:09

Politically incorrect
Are you Jesus Christ?
yes
no
not sure yet
Which famous figure do you secretly pretend to be?
A) Napoleon B) Larry Hook C) Eve of Eden D) Rick Kvam
Fave duck:
A) Daffy B) Donald C) Dark Wing D) Dead
What are your three favorite things to find in your pockets?
The next answer is optional:
A) true
B) false
C) optional
The next answer is not optional:
A) drive train
B) passenger side airbag
C) plush leather seats
Who do you like best:
A) Ghandi B) God C) Yourself
Which 24-hour establishment do you frequent most?
7-11
Waffle House
bank ATM
friend's house
jail
Most of the time I'm surrounded by:
A) idiots B) animals C) nobody D) admirers
E) an odd and disturbing odor F) an inert mixture of oxygen and other gases
Favorite color?
White
Clear
Glowing
Happy Colors
What's your favorite broccoli flavor?
How many times a day do you shave?
never
once
less than once
more than once
What's your favorite TV show you never watch?
MILOU