The rules of bedroom golf

Bedroom Golf is a game that has been played since time immemorial. However, because of the way layouts vary from course to course, interpretation of local rules can be confusing, and uncertainties in terms of protocol, games can sometime end in dispute.
In order to promote harmony, the Bedroom Golf Sub-Committee of the Royal and Ancient Club of St Randy's has developed the following rules.
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check staff stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. Again, unlike outdoor golf, the object is to take as many strokes as neccessary, until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied other course priviledges and permission to play again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this reason, or ban the player from the course for life.
9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear on hand, just in case.
10. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarassed if they find the course temporarily under repair, Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
11. Players should assumed their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when playing a new course for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.
12. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.
13. Players are strongly advised to get the owner's permission before attempting to play the backside.
14. Slow play is, in fact, encouraged, however players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owner's request.
15. Is is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.


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