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  1. tioz

    tioz Thành viên quen thuộc

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    This is interesting,

    Question 1:
    If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

    Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

    Question 2:
    It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
    Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

    Candidate A
    Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

    Candidate B
    He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

    Candidate C
    He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

    Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.


    ANSWERS

    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
    Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

    And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
    If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

    Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

    Never be afraid to try something new. Remember:

    Amateurs built the ark.
    Professionals built the Titanic

    Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

    *29 have been accused of spousal abuse
    * 7 have been arrested for fraud
    * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
    * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
    * 3 have done time for assault
    * 71 cannot get a cre*** card due to bad cre***
    * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
    * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
    * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
    * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

    Can you guess which organization this is?

    Give up yet?

    It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

    Have a good day !!!


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    Love is in your heart not to stay, but to be shared
  2. Nusatthu

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    Couldn't find a topic for this, so I put it here. Hope this little thing is not too bad
    There are two things in life u have to be worry
    u r well or u r sick?
    If u r well there is nothing to be worry
    If u r sick there are two things to be worry
    u will get well or u will die?
    If u will get well, there is nothing to be worry
    If you will die there are two ways to go
    Heaven or hell?
    If you can go to heaven, you don't have to be worry, as heaven is beautiful
    If u are going to hell, u can see your old friends there and shake their hand. So why don't u have to be worry?
    See, life is not as bad as you thought. Don't worry and enjoy life from now on.
    Don't let hard life put you dơn
  3. 5plus1sense

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    Thanks Nusatthu !
    I didn't know life is that simple .
    I used to think in life, there were three things I have to worry:
    Am I well
    Am I sick
    Am I lovesick
    As a result of this "complicated" thinking , hard life always put me down
    Thanks again, Nusatthu for showing me how to simplify my thinking to enjoy a happy life
  4. Nusatthu

    Nusatthu Thành viên quen thuộc

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    Thanks 4 sharing with me, I thought everybody will laugh at me
    Don't let hard life put you down
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    Yeah I didn't know life is that simple, too. Thank you, nusatthu, for posting such interesting things. may be after reading this, I'll get over my trouble easily well I also have 3 things to worry about:
    Am I well?
    Am I sick? (just like all of you)
    Are my grades high or low? (do you feel like me?)
    Do you think this can be called "life lessons"?
    As we go on, we remember all the times we had together
    As our lives change, come whatever
    We will still be FRIENDS FOREVER

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