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Unbelievable Lawsuits
Dưới đây là một số các vụ kiện tụng mà nghe qua lý do thật buồn cười, vậy mà có một số người vẫn thắng kiện. Có trường hợp thắng kiện tới $6 triệu lận.
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A Texan woman was awarded $780,000 after she sued a furniture store. She sued because she tripped and fell over a child running amok in the store. Surprisingly, she won the case, even though the child was her own.
A man riding his bike home from work at night with no lights, only reflectors, was hit by a Jeep after the driver ran a stop sign. The bicyclist sued the bike manufacturer because he was not warned that reflectors might not be enough to prevent an accident. The man was awarded $6 million.
Carl Truman, 19, won $74,000 and medical expenses after he sued the neighbor who ran over his hand. His neighbor claimed that he did not realize Truman was stealing his hubcaps at the time.
A phone-*** operator in Florida won a settlement after she filed for worker''s compensation, saying she had suffered repetitive-motion injuries in both hands. The repetitive motion was the result of using her hands to give herself as many as seven orgasms a day while talking to clients.
Jerry Williams sued and won $14,500 plus medical expenses after his neighbor''s beagle bit him on the buttocks. The dog was on a chain in a fenced-in yard. Williams had been shooting the dog repeatedly with a pellet gun at the time of the incident.
In Pensacola, Fla., a drunken man who passed out on the CSX train tracks sued because he was hit by a train. Pedro Duran, 56, lost an arm and suffered a broken back in the accident. The train''s engineer, who saw Duran but thought he was a lump of trash, blew the train''s whistle for 54 seconds before the collision. Duran was awarded $600,000 for damages.
A California woman sued a grocery store after she dropped a six-pack of beer on her feet. The woman was not injured, but she said that it hurt. She won the lawsuit.
Kara Walton sued a nightclub after she fell out of a bathroom window and had her two front teeth knocked out. She won $12,000 plus dental expenses. She fell from the window, which she was using to sneak into the club to avoid the $3.50 cover charge.
An Arizona woman, Michele Nations, was walking through a park when she stumbled on a gopher hole, tripped, and sprained her ankle. She sued the city for failing to post a warning that such hazards might exist in the park. She won $450,000.
A man is suing a bank that he attempted to rob. After employees of the bank realized he was deaf, they were able to talk during the attempted robbery, which made it easy for them to stall the would-be robber until police arrived. The failed bank robber is suing the bank for discrimination.
A New York prison inmate is filing a suit for $8 million against the state after he accidentally shot himself with a gun he illegally smuggled into the penitentiary. The inmate says that better security would have prevented him from getting the weapon inside.
The Anheuser-Busch Company was sued by a man for emotional distress, because he had no luck with the ladies after drinking their product.
Bernie Carson is suing PT''s Show Club (a strip club) for $200,000. Carson claims that one of the strippers caused him "emotional distress, mental anguish, and indignity" when she bashed her breasts against his head. Carson also claimed to have been "bruised, confused, lacerated and made sore." The stripper''s breasts are rumored to weigh up to 40 pounds each.
A New York small-business owner is suing Air France after crewmembers broke down the bathroom door and pulled him out in front of other passengers, fully exposing him. A smoke alarm had gone off on the plane, and they thought he was smoking. He is suing for $12 million.
A construction worker in Tulsa intentionally cut his hand off with a circular saw. When he was taken to the emergency room, he told doctors not to reattach the hand, saying that it was possessed. The man is now suing the doctors for not reattaching his hand, claiming that the doctors should have known he was psychotic.
17-year-old Ricky Higgins is suing his high school after he was kicked off the basketball team for driving drunk. He is suing for $100,000 and would like to be reinstated on the team. His lawyers claim that he is an alcoholic, and that his disability is covered under the Americans with Disabilities Act.
A convict in Colorado sued for early release because, he said, "Everyone knows a con only serves about 3 years of a 10-year sentence."
NBC''s "Tonight Show" was sued by a Cincinnati, Ohio man for injuries he sustained during the pre-show. He was injured when a free T-shirt, shot into the crowd with an air gun, struck him in the eye.
An Ohio inmate sued the state for not being allowed soap-on-a-rope.
A Blue Cross-Blue Shield worker sued IBM, claiming that their keyboard''s "faulty design" had caused pain in her hand that kept her from working.
Dorothy Johnson sued Kenmore Inc. for the death of her dog. After washing the poodle, she placed it in her Kenmore microwave, "just a few minutes, on low," to dry it off. The case was dismissed.
Còn trường hợp này xứng đáng được gọi là the dumbest among the dumbest:
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Robert Lee Brock, an inmate in Virginia, has filed a lawsuit against himself, claiming that he violated his own civil rights by getting arrested. He is suing for $5 million and is asking the state to pay, since he can''t have an income in prison.
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Unbelievable Lawsuits
Dưới đây là một số các vụ kiện tụng mà nghe qua lý do thật buồn cười, vậy mà có một số người vẫn thắng kiện. Có trường hợp thắng kiện tới $6 triệu lận.
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A Texan woman was awarded $780,000 after she sued a furniture store. She sued because she tripped and fell over a child running amok in the store. Surprisingly, she won the case, even though the child was her own.
A man riding his bike home from work at night with no lights, only reflectors, was hit by a Jeep after the driver ran a stop sign. The bicyclist sued the bike manufacturer because he was not warned that reflectors might not be enough to prevent an accident. The man was awarded $6 million.
Carl Truman, 19, won $74,000 and medical expenses after he sued the neighbor who ran over his hand. His neighbor claimed that he did not realize Truman was stealing his hubcaps at the time.
A phone-*** operator in Florida won a settlement after she filed for worker''s compensation, saying she had suffered repetitive-motion injuries in both hands. The repetitive motion was the result of using her hands to give herself as many as seven orgasms a day while talking to clients.
Jerry Williams sued and won $14,500 plus medical expenses after his neighbor''s beagle bit him on the buttocks. The dog was on a chain in a fenced-in yard. Williams had been shooting the dog repeatedly with a pellet gun at the time of the incident.
In Pensacola, Fla., a drunken man who passed out on the CSX train tracks sued because he was hit by a train. Pedro Duran, 56, lost an arm and suffered a broken back in the accident. The train''s engineer, who saw Duran but thought he was a lump of trash, blew the train''s whistle for 54 seconds before the collision. Duran was awarded $600,000 for damages.
A California woman sued a grocery store after she dropped a six-pack of beer on her feet. The woman was not injured, but she said that it hurt. She won the lawsuit.
Kara Walton sued a nightclub after she fell out of a bathroom window and had her two front teeth knocked out. She won $12,000 plus dental expenses. She fell from the window, which she was using to sneak into the club to avoid the $3.50 cover charge.
An Arizona woman, Michele Nations, was walking through a park when she stumbled on a gopher hole, tripped, and sprained her ankle. She sued the city for failing to post a warning that such hazards might exist in the park. She won $450,000.
A man is suing a bank that he attempted to rob. After employees of the bank realized he was deaf, they were able to talk during the attempted robbery, which made it easy for them to stall the would-be robber until police arrived. The failed bank robber is suing the bank for discrimination.
A New York prison inmate is filing a suit for $8 million against the state after he accidentally shot himself with a gun he illegally smuggled into the penitentiary. The inmate says that better security would have prevented him from getting the weapon inside.
The Anheuser-Busch Company was sued by a man for emotional distress, because he had no luck with the ladies after drinking their product.
Bernie Carson is suing PT''s Show Club (a strip club) for $200,000. Carson claims that one of the strippers caused him "emotional distress, mental anguish, and indignity" when she bashed her breasts against his head. Carson also claimed to have been "bruised, confused, lacerated and made sore." The stripper''s breasts are rumored to weigh up to 40 pounds each.
A New York small-business owner is suing Air France after crewmembers broke down the bathroom door and pulled him out in front of other passengers, fully exposing him. A smoke alarm had gone off on the plane, and they thought he was smoking. He is suing for $12 million.
A construction worker in Tulsa intentionally cut his hand off with a circular saw. When he was taken to the emergency room, he told doctors not to reattach the hand, saying that it was possessed. The man is now suing the doctors for not reattaching his hand, claiming that the doctors should have known he was psychotic.
17-year-old Ricky Higgins is suing his high school after he was kicked off the basketball team for driving drunk. He is suing for $100,000 and would like to be reinstated on the team. His lawyers claim that he is an alcoholic, and that his disability is covered under the Americans with Disabilities Act.
A convict in Colorado sued for early release because, he said, "Everyone knows a con only serves about 3 years of a 10-year sentence."
NBC''s "Tonight Show" was sued by a Cincinnati, Ohio man for injuries he sustained during the pre-show. He was injured when a free T-shirt, shot into the crowd with an air gun, struck him in the eye.
An Ohio inmate sued the state for not being allowed soap-on-a-rope.
A Blue Cross-Blue Shield worker sued IBM, claiming that their keyboard''s "faulty design" had caused pain in her hand that kept her from working.
Dorothy Johnson sued Kenmore Inc. for the death of her dog. After washing the poodle, she placed it in her Kenmore microwave, "just a few minutes, on low," to dry it off. The case was dismissed.
Còn trường hợp này xứng đáng được gọi là the dumbest among the dumbest:
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Robert Lee Brock, an inmate in Virginia, has filed a lawsuit against himself, claiming that he violated his own civil rights by getting arrested. He is suing for $5 million and is asking the state to pay, since he can''t have an income in prison.
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Bizarre Game Targets Women: Hunting for Bambi: Part 1
It''s a new form of adult entertainment, and men are paying thousands of dollars to shoot naked women with paint ball guns. They''re coming to Las Vegas to do it. This bizarre new sport has captured the attention of people around the world, but Channel 8 Eyewitness News reporter LuAnne Sorrell is the only person who has interviewed the game''s founder.
George Evanthes has never been hunting. "Originally I''m from New York. What am I going to hunt? Squirrels? Someone''s cats? Someone''s dogs? I don''t think so," said Evanthes. Now that he''s living in Las Vegas, he''s finally getting his chance to put on his camouflage, grab a rifle and pull the trigger. But what''s in his scope may surprise you. He''s not hunting ducks or deer, he''s hunting naked woman.
"I''ve done this three times," says Nicole, one of the three women allowing themselves to be shot at. Two other women, Gidget and Skyler, claim they have done this seven times.
Hunting for Bambi is the brainchild of Michael Burdick. Men pay anywhere from $5000 to $10,000 for the chance to come to the middle of the desert to shoot what they call "Bambis" with a paint ball gun. Burdick says men have come from as far away as Germany. The men get a video tape of their hunt to take home and show their friends.
Burdick says safety is a concern, but the women are not allowed to wear protective gear -- only tennis shoes.
Burdick says hunters are told not to shoot the women above the chest, but he admits not all hunters follow the rules. "The main goal is to be as true to nature as possible. I don''t go deer hunting and see a deer with a football helmet on so I don''t want to see one on my girl either," said Burdick.
The paint balls that come out of the guns travel at about 200 miles-per-hour. Getting hit with one stings with clothes on, and when they hit bare flesh, they are powerful enough to draw blood.
Evanthes shot one of the women and says, "I got the one with the biggest rack."
Gidget is the one who took the paint ball shot to the rear. She says, "It hurt. It really hurt. I didn''t think it was going to be that bad." When asked if she cried she says,"yeah, a little bit."
So why do women agree to strip down and run around the desert dodging paint balls? Nicole says it''s good money. "I mean it''s $2,500 if you don''t get hit. You try desperately not to and it''s $1000 if you do," said Nicole.
The men and women say this is all good, clean fun, but in Part 2 of this special report, reporter LuAnne Sorrell speaks with a psychologist who says for some men playing out this ***ual aggression may lead to other more violent acts against women.
Bizarre Game Targets Women: Hunting for Bambi: Part 2
"Hunting for Bambi" is the newest form of adult entertainment in Las Vegas. Men are paying thousands of dollars to come here and hunt naked women. Could playing out this type of violence lead to even more serious types of violence against women? Channel Eight Eyewitness News reporter LuAnne Sorrell takes a look.
Michael Burdick, the founder of HuntingForBambie.com, explains the game to three women early one Monday morning. "You have to collect four flags throughout the course. Some are easy for you and some are not easy," said Burdick.
The woman begin stripping down to their tennis shoes and start running to dodge the paint balls that go buzzing by.
"We got a hit," said George Evanthes, who just shot and hit one of the women in the behind. "It was ***y. Let''s put it that way," said Evanthes.
The women who take part in this bizarre game get paid $2,500 if they escape unscathed. Even if a paintball hits them, they walk away with $1,000.
"As you can see this is not lethal, and it wasn''t meant to hurt anybody. Just good clean fun," said Evanthes.
Burdick says the majority of the men who pay the $5000 to $10,000 to play the game are the submissive, quite type. "For the individual who''s used to saying ''I can''t go out with the boys tonight'' or the wimp of America, it''s a chance for him to come out and vent his aggression and really take charge and have some fun."
Marv Glovinsky is a clinical psychologist. He says Hunting for Bambi is every man''s fantasy come true. "You might think of all men as little boys who have never grown up, so they entertain their adolescent fantasies and they go through life being adolescents on the hunt."
But Glovinsky says this so called game that mixes violence with ***uality can be dangerous for men who can not distinguish fantasy from reality, and acting out the violence in this game could lead to them acting out real violence.
"If you''re blurring reality and fantasy and you can''t make the distinction and you''re emotions over power your intellect or your higher mental function, your going to get into trouble, and if you have a control problem to boot, that''s really going to cause problems." Problems, he adds, like beating, raping or even hunting women with a real gun.
Hunter Evanthes disagrees, "This is just a game. Get serious, get real." But some worry it''s a game, which may have consequences that go far beyond the playing field.
Nguồn từ KLAS-TV
Lời bàn: Đúng là dân Mĩ hết kiểu chơi rồi mới bày ra cái trò này, chỉ tổ tăng thêm violence chứ có phải là giải trí lành mạnh đâu, lại còn thêm vào cả kiểu *** đặc trưng của Mĩ. Trong chuyện này cũng khó mà trách ai được, nguời bị "săn" thì cũng được vài ngàn, mấy bố đi săn thì phải bỏ ra từ $5000 đến $10,000 cho mỗi lần săn. Nhưng chơi kiểu này thì đúng là OIA.
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...You gotta search within you, gotta find that inner strength, and just pull that sh** out of you, and get that motivation, to not give up, and not be a bad quitter....

Lúc nãy mới coi TV, thấy vấn đề này hơi bị nóng nên post lên cho mọi người cùng xem. Sẵn đây cũng mong mọi người cho ý kiến về kiểu chơi mới của dân Mĩ này.

Bizarre Game Targets Women: Hunting for Bambi: Part 1
It''s a new form of adult entertainment, and men are paying thousands of dollars to shoot naked women with paint ball guns. They''re coming to Las Vegas to do it. This bizarre new sport has captured the attention of people around the world, but Channel 8 Eyewitness News reporter LuAnne Sorrell is the only person who has interviewed the game''s founder.
George Evanthes has never been hunting. "Originally I''m from New York. What am I going to hunt? Squirrels? Someone''s cats? Someone''s dogs? I don''t think so," said Evanthes. Now that he''s living in Las Vegas, he''s finally getting his chance to put on his camouflage, grab a rifle and pull the trigger. But what''s in his scope may surprise you. He''s not hunting ducks or deer, he''s hunting naked woman.
"I''ve done this three times," says Nicole, one of the three women allowing themselves to be shot at. Two other women, Gidget and Skyler, claim they have done this seven times.
Hunting for Bambi is the brainchild of Michael Burdick. Men pay anywhere from $5000 to $10,000 for the chance to come to the middle of the desert to shoot what they call "Bambis" with a paint ball gun. Burdick says men have come from as far away as Germany. The men get a video tape of their hunt to take home and show their friends.
Burdick says safety is a concern, but the women are not allowed to wear protective gear -- only tennis shoes.
Burdick says hunters are told not to shoot the women above the chest, but he admits not all hunters follow the rules. "The main goal is to be as true to nature as possible. I don''t go deer hunting and see a deer with a football helmet on so I don''t want to see one on my girl either," said Burdick.
The paint balls that come out of the guns travel at about 200 miles-per-hour. Getting hit with one stings with clothes on, and when they hit bare flesh, they are powerful enough to draw blood.
Evanthes shot one of the women and says, "I got the one with the biggest rack."
Gidget is the one who took the paint ball shot to the rear. She says, "It hurt. It really hurt. I didn''t think it was going to be that bad." When asked if she cried she says,"yeah, a little bit."
So why do women agree to strip down and run around the desert dodging paint balls? Nicole says it''s good money. "I mean it''s $2,500 if you don''t get hit. You try desperately not to and it''s $1000 if you do," said Nicole.
The men and women say this is all good, clean fun, but in Part 2 of this special report, reporter LuAnne Sorrell speaks with a psychologist who says for some men playing out this ***ual aggression may lead to other more violent acts against women.
Bizarre Game Targets Women: Hunting for Bambi: Part 2
"Hunting for Bambi" is the newest form of adult entertainment in Las Vegas. Men are paying thousands of dollars to come here and hunt naked women. Could playing out this type of violence lead to even more serious types of violence against women? Channel Eight Eyewitness News reporter LuAnne Sorrell takes a look.
Michael Burdick, the founder of HuntingForBambie.com, explains the game to three women early one Monday morning. "You have to collect four flags throughout the course. Some are easy for you and some are not easy," said Burdick.
The woman begin stripping down to their tennis shoes and start running to dodge the paint balls that go buzzing by.
"We got a hit," said George Evanthes, who just shot and hit one of the women in the behind. "It was ***y. Let''s put it that way," said Evanthes.
The women who take part in this bizarre game get paid $2,500 if they escape unscathed. Even if a paintball hits them, they walk away with $1,000.
"As you can see this is not lethal, and it wasn''t meant to hurt anybody. Just good clean fun," said Evanthes.
Burdick says the majority of the men who pay the $5000 to $10,000 to play the game are the submissive, quite type. "For the individual who''s used to saying ''I can''t go out with the boys tonight'' or the wimp of America, it''s a chance for him to come out and vent his aggression and really take charge and have some fun."
Marv Glovinsky is a clinical psychologist. He says Hunting for Bambi is every man''s fantasy come true. "You might think of all men as little boys who have never grown up, so they entertain their adolescent fantasies and they go through life being adolescents on the hunt."
But Glovinsky says this so called game that mixes violence with ***uality can be dangerous for men who can not distinguish fantasy from reality, and acting out the violence in this game could lead to them acting out real violence.
"If you''re blurring reality and fantasy and you can''t make the distinction and you''re emotions over power your intellect or your higher mental function, your going to get into trouble, and if you have a control problem to boot, that''s really going to cause problems." Problems, he adds, like beating, raping or even hunting women with a real gun.
Hunter Evanthes disagrees, "This is just a game. Get serious, get real." But some worry it''s a game, which may have consequences that go far beyond the playing field.
Nguồn từ KLAS-TV
Lời bàn: Đúng là dân Mĩ hết kiểu chơi rồi mới bày ra cái trò này, chỉ tổ tăng thêm violence chứ có phải là giải trí lành mạnh đâu, lại còn thêm vào cả kiểu *** đặc trưng của Mĩ. Trong chuyện này cũng khó mà trách ai được, nguời bị "săn" thì cũng được vài ngàn, mấy bố đi săn thì phải bỏ ra từ $5000 đến $10,000 cho mỗi lần săn. Nhưng chơi kiểu này thì đúng là OIA.
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...You gotta search within you, gotta find that inner strength, and just pull that sh** out of you, and get that motivation, to not give up, and not be a bad quitter....

Tin giật gân và chuyện chỉ xảy ra ở Mỹ - (Breaking News and OIA)

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Chủ đề này sẽ post các tin giật gân kiểu Mỹ những chuyện mà chỉ có xảy ra ở nước Mỹ ( OIA).

Những dạng tin tức kiểu như:

" Chó cắn người là chuyện bình thường nhưng người cắn chó. Đó là tin tức" ( Hoàng tử Charles)

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Được netwalker sửa chữa / chuyển vào 03:56 ngày 06/08/2003

Mk, kô thể chấp nhận được! Đúng là toàn những thằng nhà giàu rửng mỡ vô giáo dục! Trả những $5K-10K để chơi 1 cái trò vô nhân tính, vô văn hóa như thế này!
Đúng là tiểu bang Nevada có khác. Prostitution legal, giờ đến cái màn này!!!

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Mk, kô thể chấp nhận được! Đúng là toàn những thằng nhà giàu rửng mỡ vô giáo dục! Trả những $5K-10K để chơi 1 cái trò vô nhân tính, vô văn hóa như thế này!
Đúng là tiểu bang Nevada có khác. Prostitution legal, giờ đến cái màn này!!!

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Tôi nhiệt liệt hưởng ứng lời kêu gọi của bác Netwalker! Đáng lý ra bác phải mở màn trước cho anh em theo sau; nhưng thôi, tôi làm điều đó giùm cho bác vậy. Câu chuyện sau đây của tôi được góp nhặt ở trên internet xuống, không biết là thật hay giả. Tôi cứ đưa ra cái link, bạn nào biết tiếng Anh thì vào xem thêm cho biết.
THÁI HỒNG ANH.

Tôi nhiệt liệt hưởng ứng lời kêu gọi của bác Netwalker! Đáng lý ra bác phải mở màn trước cho anh em theo sau; nhưng thôi, tôi làm điều đó giùm cho bác vậy. Câu chuyện sau đây của tôi được góp nhặt ở trên internet xuống, không biết là thật hay giả. Tôi cứ đưa ra cái link, bạn nào biết tiếng Anh thì vào xem thêm cho biết.
THÁI HỒNG ANH.

?oGiờ thì vẫn yêu, mà yêu yếu xìu?!
Đó là một câu hát (sửa lại lời một bài hát của nhạc sĩ Lam Phương) khá phổ biến một thời ở miền Nam. Câu hát ấy, nếu là mấy đứa con nít trong xóm ca thì không sao, nhưng nếu vợ hay bạn gái của mình mà làm bộ hát bâng quơ như thế vào mỗi buổi sáng thức dậy vừa bước xuống giường thì bất cứ ông chồng (hoặc bạn trai) nào cũng tức trào máu chứ chẳng chơi.
Xưa nay làm đàn ông, ngoài chuyện tạo dựng sự nghiệp và thỉnh thoảng đi đây đi đó (như Huế và Đồng Nai chẳng hạn) ra, còn phải thể hiện cái nam nhi của mình trong phòng the nữa. Nếu ban đêm làm ăn không được gì thì sáng ra còn mặt mũi nào nhìn vợ / bạn gái của mình? Đã thế nếu đụng phải bà vợ hay cô bồ không biết điều, đã không động viên an ủi mà còn nhạo báng chê bai mình thì tức là phải lắm! Ước chi mình có thể làm được điều gì đó để (đêm mai?) chứng tỏ cho ?onó? thấy mình không phải là ?ođồ bỏ?, ?oxìu xìu ển ển??
Cách đây khoảng hai tuần ở tiểu bang Nìu Hem-sờ (New Hampshire) có một anh chàng cũng bị bạn gái chê là ?oxìu xìu ển ển?. Nguyên văn tiếng Anh của cái từ cô ta dùng gọi anh bạn trai là WIMP. Cái từ này dùng để chỉ những kẻ (đàn ông?) yếu đuối (về thể xác), rụt rè e thẹn (cũng về thể xác?), và nhất là thuộc loại ?ođồ bỏ?, ?obất lực?. Như tôi vừa nói ở trên, đây cũng chỉ là chuyện bình thường thuộc loại ?ochó cắn người? xảy ra mọi nơi khắp thế giới. Tuy nhiên, trong câu chuyện này có một chi tiết thuộc loại ?ongười cắn chó? mà tôi phải kể ra cho các bạn nghe.
Số là cô gái này, tên là Lisa Smith, đã chê bạn trai của mình (tên là Raymond White) rằng trên người anh ta không có chút bắp thịt nào hết (Nguyên văn, ?ohe didn''t have any muscles?). Rồi cô thách Raymond vật tay với mình xem ai hơn ai. Sau khi vật (tay) với nhau xong, kết quả là anh ta thua. Dường như không thèm để ý Raymond đang đỏ mặt tía tai vì mệt?bở hơi tai và thẹn (vì thua), Lisa vội la lên:?Xí, đúng là cái ?ođồ bỏ, xìu xìu ển ển, và bất lực??. Nói ngắn gọn theo tiếng Anh là cái đồ?WIMP. Như Nam Cung Trường Vạn ngày xưa đấu cờ với Tấn Mẫn Công bị thua mà còn bị mỉa mai, giận quá, Raymond liền túm tóc Lisa lôi xuống cầu thang và đấm túi bụi.
Thiệt là ?ono mất ngon, giận mất khôn?! Đúng ra, để chứng tỏ với Lisa là mình vẫn còn ?ogân?, ?obắp thịt? vẫn còn ?oxài? được, thay vì kéo Lisa xuống cầu thang, Raymond cứ lôi Lisa lên?giường, chỉ cho cô ta thấy ?obắp thịt? của mình vẫn còn săn chắc. Như thế, thay vì gọi bạn trai của mình là WIMP, Lisa sẽ kêu (to) tên của chàng:?Oh, Raymond! Oh my God, Raymond! Don?Tt stop (hitting me?), Raymond!?
Hay là Lisa nói đúng, Raymond thật sự không còn bắp thịt nào hết trơn hết trọi, nên bước đường cùng mới phản ứng như thế?
Thiệt tội nghiệp.
THÁI HỒNG ANH.
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