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  1. hastalavista

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    indeed, the vocabulary used by doctors in the medical field is the most amazing stuff, but it's not pure English, it's kind of mixed with Latin, a dead language.
    Hasta La Vista
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    The Diagnosis
    The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
    "Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."
    "Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
    Hasta La Vista
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    Well, we all are learners and I don't fell embarassing when I have to tell all of you that: in fact, I do not know the meanning of that word. And of course, I don't know I gave a misspelt word. So, first and foremost, I would like to say thank you to DESPI for correcting that word ! Thank you !
    Secondly, I would like to express my thanks to Milou ! I have never heard such a long word before. It made me surprised. Milou, you taught me a lots.
    Last but not least, I would like to thank all of you, who gave the comments as well as read this topic. Your activities are very useful to me !
    To the words I said before: "There'll be a small gift for anyone who have right answer". I deadly want to make it come true. However, DESPI are in Japan now, and I have no chance to give him the gift. I could do nothing but say thank you and wish him happiness !
    Thanks for reading !
    The more you give, the more you get,
    Always try, there's nothing to forget,
    All that you want, will be yours !
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    http://www.ttvnonline.net/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5364
    motivationally challenged = lazy
    Được sửa chữa bởi - milou vào 02/12/2001 03:30
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    Wa? thu*.c la` chua thay ba`i na`o "qua'i " nhu ba`i na`y
    Well done,U guy!
    <BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Arial, Tahoma" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
    http://www.utmb.edu/otoref/Grnds/Grndsindex.html
    Otolaryngology Home | School of Medicine | UTMB | UT System | Locate/Contact Us | Webmaster

    "Dr. Quinn's On-line Textbook" -
    [/quote]
    Death eater

    TO BE A ROCK AND NOT TO ROLL!
    Được sửa chữa bởi - milou vào 02/12/2001 03:32
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    Just curious, what gift are you to give to the winner?
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    We sell sea shell at sea side. Try to pronounce this out loud. It could be real painful.
    Be wise, be nice
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    That you call Tongue-Twister
    Here are some more:

    English Tongue Twisters
    1st International Collection of Tongue Twisters
    How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?


    I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
    Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.


    IF IF = THEN THEN THEN = ELSE ELSE ELSE = IF;
    programming language PL/I by Bruce Walker

    Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
    by Raymond Weisling

    Denise sees the fleece,
    Denise sees the fleas.
    At least Denise could sneeze
    and feed and freeze the fleas.


    Coy knows pseudonoise codes.
    by Pierre Abbat

    Sheena leads, Sheila needs.


    The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.


    Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
    by Meaghan Desbiens

    Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?


    Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.


    You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!
    by Ashley Adams

    Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.


    Clean clams crammed in clean cans.


    Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.


    I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.


    Stupid superstition!


    There was a fisherman named Fisher
    who fished for some fish in a fissure.
    Till a fish with a grin,
    pulled the fisherman in.
    Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.


    World Wide Web


    To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock
    In a pestilential prison with a life long lock
    Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
    From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
    by W.S. Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan from The Mikado

    Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
    from a commercial

    If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?


    Seventy seven benevolent elephants
    harder than it seems

    There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.


    Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
    name of a children's book

    I was born on a pirate ship
    Hold your tounge while saying it.

    I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!


    Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.


    In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire hurricanes hardly ever happen.
    From the film "My Fair Lady"

    One-one was a race horse.
    Two-two was one too.
    One-one won one race.
    Two-two won one too.


    Eleven benevolent elephants


    Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ...


    Willy's real rear wheel
    David Bowser in Harrisburg, PA

    If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?
    from Naomi Fletcher's real life

    Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards


    Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.


    Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?


    Pirates Private Property


    What a terrible tongue twister,
    what a terrible tongue twister,
    what a terrible tongue twister...


    When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. ...
    continued here


    A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
    by Kitty Morrow

    Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.


    Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.


    Flash message!


    Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.


    Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.


    How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.


    How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.


    How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.


    How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.


    Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
    My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
    Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
    Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?


    Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".


    Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.


    She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?


    The little red lorry went down Limuru road.
    Limuru (Lee-moo-roo) road is a the name of a road in Kenya.

    Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
    While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
    Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
    Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
    That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
    from Fox in Sox by Dr. Seuss

    Two tried and true tridents


    rudder valve reversals
    the cause of some plane crashes

    Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
    If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.


    How many cans can a cannibal nibble
    if a cannibal can nibble cans?
    As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
    if a cannibal can nibble cans.


    A twister of twists once twisted a twist;
    A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist;
    If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist,
    The untwisted twist would untwist the twist.


    Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.


    Four furious friends fought for the phone.


    Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering.


    Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
    Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
    With his bat Bob banged the ball
    Banged it bump against the wall
    But so boldly Bobby banged it
    That he burst his rubber ball
    "Boo!" cried Bobby
    Bad luck ball
    Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
    Now to drown his many troubles
    Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
    from mid-Willamette Valley theater

    Black background, brown background.


    Why do you cry, Willy?
    Why do you cry?
    Why, Willy?
    Why, Willy?
    Why, Willy? Why?


    Very well, very well, very well ...


    Tie twine to three tree twigs.


    Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.


    Mares eat oats and does eat oats,
    and little lambs eat ivy.
    A Kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?


    Three short sword sheaths.


    Caution: Wide Right Turns
    Seen on semi-tractor trailers

    Rolling red wagons


    Green glass globes glow greenly.


    Robert Wayne Rutter


    I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.


    When I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could outsaw any other saw I ever saw, saw. If you've got a saw that can outsaw the saw I saw saw then I'd like to see your saw saw.


    black back bat


    The queen in green screamed.


    How many berries could a bare berry carry,
    if a bare berry could carry berries?
    Well they can't carry berries
    (which could make you very wary)
    but a bare berry carried is more scary!


    What did you have for breakfast?
    - rubber balls and liquor!
    What did you have for lunch?
    - rubber balls and liquor!
    What did you have for dinner?
    - rubber balls and liquor!
    - rubber balls and liquor!


    Snap Crackel pop,
    Snap Crackel pop,
    Snap Crackel pop


    Six slimy snails sailed silently.


    I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.


    Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.


    Red Buick, blue Buick


    Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.
    by Matt Duchnowski

    He threw three balls.


    The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.


    Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.


    We're real rear wheels.


    Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.


    I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.


    Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.


    On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.


    Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.


    Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.


    How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?


    He threw three free throws.


    Fresh French fried fly fritters


    Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip, ...


    I was born on a pirate ship.
    Say it while holding your tongue.

    2 Y's U R.
    2 Y's U B.
    I C U R.
    2 Y's 4 me!


    Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's.


    Eddie e***ed it. ​


    I guess!!!​
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    Otorhinolaryngology is the complete version of Otolaryngology = Khoa Tai-mũi Họng
    I knew that long time ago but I wanted to give ZC a hard time .
    Despair is not Hopeless!​
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    "Say it while holding your tongue.
    2 Y's U R.
    2 Y's U B.
    I C U R.
    2 Y's 4 me! "
    Too wise you are
    Too wise you be
    I see you are
    Too wise for me .
    ICURMT= I see you are empty.
    2EZ4 me = Too easy for me.
    http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/dailydose/index.htm

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