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Trong một trại giam của Cuba, có 3 chú cùng phòng, ngồi kể lể với nhau vì sao mà phải ngồi tù:
- Tao vào tù vì hay đi làm muộn, năng suất lao động kém, ảnh hưởng đến thành tích của xí nghiệp
- Mẹ, còn tao, vì hay đến sớm, nên bị thủ trưởng nghi ngờ là gián điệp công nghiệp, cũng bị hô vào trại cải tạo.
Thế còn mày, thằng thứ 3?
"Tao ko đi sớm, cũng chẳng đi muộn, tao luôn đến đúng giờ"
Vậy sao mày ở đây????
"Vì chúng nó bảo, thằng này đi đúng giờ, chắc chắn nó phải có một cái Đồng Hồ Mỹ!!!"
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