Vợ 1.0 có quá nhiều vấn đề

Vợ 1.0 có quá nhiều vấn đề

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To: Tech Support

Dear Sir,
Last year I upgraded my system from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began
creating problems within the system processing and
that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization, where it
monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 2.3, Girlfriend 3.2
and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the
entire system whenever selected

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
running my other favorite applications. Whichever
module or software I enter, only Wife 1.0 seems to run
and nothing else.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
the uninstall from Wife 1.0 to Girlfriend 7.0 does not
work on this program. Can you help me, please!!!


Thanks,
Rajeev
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Reply

To: Rajeev


Dear Rajeev,


This is a very common problem men users of the Wife
1.0 software complain about but it is mostly due to a
primary misconception of the software.

Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with
the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES &
ENTERTAINMENT program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its
creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be
able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to
Girlfriend 7.0.

Hidden operating files within your system would cause
Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is
gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or
purge the program files from the system once
installed !!

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0
is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install
Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more
problems than the original system. Look in your
manual under "Worries Invited For Ever (Wife 1.0)".

I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the
situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might
also suggest you read the entire section regarding
general partnership faults (GPFs).

You must assume all responsibility for faults and
problems that might occur, regardless of their cause.
The best course of action to solve this major IT
problem of yours will be to enter the command
C:APOLOGIZE.

In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before the operating system will return to
normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you
take the blame for all the GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high
maintenance.

Consider buying ad***ional software to improve the
performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend you to install
the latest gift software like Flowers 2.1, Necklaces
3.2, and Chocolates 5.0.

note: Do not under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported
application; in fact it is a deadly virus for Wife 1.0
and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the
operating system.


regards,
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