Ways To Cope With Stress...

- Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.

- Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

- When someone says, "Have a nice day," say you have other plans.

- Dance naked in front of your pets.

- Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.

- Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.

- Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.

- Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

- Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are, and ask for help.

- Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.

- Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.

- Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.

- Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

- Braid the hairs in each nostril.

- Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

- Pay your electric bill in pennies.

- Drive to work in reverse.

- Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

- Polish your car with earwax.



Hasta La Vista

Được sửa chữa bởi - milou on 21/10/2001 06:04

D?ch di bác oi mu?n cu?i l?m but...... khoong hi?u


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