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Confussing Conversation


[M] AP; SPIEGEL ONLINE

Das Weltgeschehen fest im Blick: Condoleezza R. und George W. B.


George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George B.: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.: That's what I want to know.
Condoleeza R.: That's what I'm telling you.
George B.: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The guy in China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The new leader of China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The Chinaman!
Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
George B.: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name.
George B.: That's who's name?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.

AFP/DPA

Yassir Arafat: Immer noch im Mittleren Osten


George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza R.: That's correct.
George B.: Then who is in China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Then who is?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

AP

...wÔhrend Hu Jintao noch etwas weiter ảstlich die FÔden zieht


Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: No, thanks.
Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
George B.: No.
Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi.
George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleeza R.: And call who?
George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
George B.: Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.


(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza R.: Rice, here.
George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.



Honey_Baby

Ôi! Đau bụng quá!
Who? Hu! Not Hu hehehehe
And nothing else mattes
Lucky Luke

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A Bug
Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot ****roach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot ****roach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot ****roach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.
The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The ****roach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor.
The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded. "Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."
A Cat's Diary
Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced *****bsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape -- that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of their furniture.
I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate a houseplant. Tomorrow I may eat another.
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Heart Transplant
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" The man replies "Not BAAAAD!"
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Diary of a modern woman on week 1 of marriage
Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.
It''s fun to cook for Tim.
Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said,
"Beat 12 eggs separately."
Well, I didn''t have enough bowls to do that, so I had
to borrow 12 bowls
to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.
Tuesday:
We wanted a fruit salad for supper.
The recipe said, "Serve without dressing."
So I didn''t dress.
But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper
that night. They both
looked so startled when I served them, I think it was
the salad.
Wednesday:
I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said,
"Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice."
So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming
the rice. Sounded
kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can''t say it
improved the rice
anyhow.
Thursday:
Today Tim asked for salad again.
I tried a new recipe.
It said, "Prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of
lettuce one hour
before serving."
I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I
got one, I tossed my
salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for
over one hour so
the dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if
I felt all right. I
wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I''ll try and
be supportive.
Friday:
Today I found an easy recipe for cookies.
It said, "Put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it."
Beat it I did, to my mum''s place.
There must have been something wrong with the recipe,
because when I came
back home again, it looked the same as when I left it.
Saturday:
Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He
asked me to dress
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