The Honest Truth about Men 1. The Nice Men are ugly. 2. The Handsome men are not Nice. 3. The Handsome & Nice men are gay 4. The handsome, nice, hetero***ual men are married 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money 7. The handsome men without money are after our money 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice & somewhat hetero***ual, don't think we are beautiful enough 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are hetero***ual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards. 10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have Money and thank God are straight, are shy and never make the first move 11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the intiative. Have fun, apricot
