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What is love? Love is ........

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  1. smilewin

    smilewin Thành viên mới

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    To all lover and EC ...
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    LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY COMPUTER.....
    Believe me it is true...
    You installed the best in me.
    Your picture is always in my background.
    You clicked my heart gently.
    You drive me crazy when I see you.
    Your love reset my life and deleted all the
    sadness in me. You restored my kindness
    after I thought it was corrupted.
    I'm always connected to you with more
    than 56 heart beat per second.
    You hacked my brain and registered
    your name in it. You are the only one that could
    navigate my feelings and explore my
    emotions at the same time.
    I feel lost when I try to call you
    and you are not responding.
    I always feel you close to me when
    I shut down my eyes, or when I open
    my windows waiting for you to pass.
    You are the only one that can log into my heart
    and never log out. I dream of being
    your only server as long as I live.
    You don't have to search for me,
    cause we are always linked to each others.
    I see your name everywhere,
    my frontpage, my homepage and all
    my software. I scanned my life and found
    that I'm only infected by you.
    You are the virus I'd never remove,
    and why should I do?
    You formatted my life and added
    happiness to view. Believe me it is true...
    I love you more than my CPU!
    SMILEWIN
  2. KE_TAM_THUONG_new

    KE_TAM_THUONG_new Thành viên mới

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    Read and enjoy
    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

    OFFICE ARITHMETIC

    Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

    SHOPPING MATH

    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    HAPPINESS

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

    LONGEVITY

    Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:

    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

  3. 5plus1sense

    5plus1sense Thành viên rất tích cực

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    Hey KE TAM THUONG, which do you prefer, romance or marriage?
  4. mousetrap

    mousetrap Thành viên mới

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    thế mới biết appreciate the word "normal" như thế nào...

    bright r the stars that shine, dark is the sky. I know this love of mine will never die...
  5. KE_TAM_THUONG_new

    KE_TAM_THUONG_new Thành viên mới

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    To 6sense: I am looking for a dumb man although I don't think I am smart enough. Such a hopeless case!
  6. 5plus1sense

    5plus1sense Thành viên rất tích cực

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    OMG, then you prefer pregnancy (j/k)
  7. ngudabi1

    ngudabi1 Thành viên mới

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    May I call you 5pluslimitlesssense
    Ngudabi

    Được britneybritney sửa chữa / chuyển vào 09:29 ngày 19/05/2003
  8. 5plus1sense

    5plus1sense Thành viên rất tích cực

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    Nice comparison !
    Yeah, I've got to admit I'm addicted to my computer. So it's probably true that when I say to someone, "love you more than my computer", that guy must be ecstasy
  9. 1ThuyNgoc9

    1ThuyNgoc9 Thành viên mới

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    "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday"
  10. ruinmyheart

    ruinmyheart Thành viên mới

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    ã õ?oLove is life. Love is the food, the power and the flame of life because love is all.
    ã õ?oLove is anything and everything, the food of life and the life itself.õ?
    ã õ?oLove is song. Most songs in the world are about love, love needs songs to express, songs need love to born and last, songs make love more romantic and beautiful.õ?
    ã õ?oLove is malady and strength. Once afflicted with it, everyone suffers from passion and maybe sick. Within very passion, however, there exists truth and the everlasting vigour of life.õ?
    ã õ?oLove is courage. Without love, man cannot be inspired; without love, man cannot face up to death..õ?
    ã õ?oLove is pledge. People live together, talk together and walk together in the name of love. Without the bond called love, people would be at a loss and have nothing to do but wait in vain for the twilight of life.õ?
    ã õ?oLove is words. Without words, there is no love; without love, there are no words. Love is a good word, good thought, good vibration and good melody.õ?
    ã õ?oLove is harmony. Only through love can people love each other, help each other and create a splendid world. Within the realm of love, there is no anger, jealousy or envy.õ?
    ã õ?oLove is light. It illuminates the darkness of the past, the present and the future. It illuminates heaven, earth and heart of people.õ?
    ã õ?oLove is joy. Without love there can be no true joy or true happiness. Love is godõ?Ts expression of joy; it is the magic that wipes out sorrow in this world.õ?
    ã õ?oLove is progress. Days with love are days with progress because god stands on the way to love. There is no regression or fear where there is love, only progress and improvement.õ?
    ã õ?oLove is eternal. Love exists in the past, in the present and in the future. Never has there been a time or an age which has seen people without love. Love is the proof that life is eternal.õ?
    Love, is it the most important thing in our life?
    :) A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife can spend AND a successful woman is the one can find such that man :)

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