What NOT To Say To a Police Officer...

- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

- Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

- Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

- I thought you had to be in relatively good physical con***ion to be a police officer.

- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

And...

- Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

- I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

- When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

- I pay your salary!

- Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!





Hasta La Vista

Được sửa chữa bởi - milou on 21/10/2001 05:56