Whats a good quick way to commit suicide ?

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BADGIRL

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Adieu !

This might not be the quickest way but it sure is very fun.
Give your wife a gun. And then hug and kiss a girl right before her eyes.
But what if you are not married yet? Then you have no reason whatsoever to commit suicide anyway!!

Lung Tung Beng

Kooz ! If U want to find the way to commit suicide, I'll show U what the best way to die is. U go to the park, look around to find out a pretty girl, try to fall in love with her and marry her, U'll know how the hell is. Hehe, when U are in the hell, wheather U can still require to commit suicide?. Hehe!
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Để ta khắc tên mình trên đời.

He.he
Thanks a lot super rua, it is good way to find a enjoy dead.
But there are always pretty girls available go around the park. U kidding me hah ?
There are many ideas was replied for my topic, angry, encourage, disparage, etc... but truly, all of yours make me fell better.