WHY CHEWING GUM IS BANNED IN SINGAPORE?

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WHY CHEWING GUM IS BANNED IN SINGAPORE

One day Lee Kwan Yew went to Thailand and had lobster
at the dinner with the Thai King. After Lee finished,
he asked the King:
Lee : Your Highness, what can you do with this
lobster skin?
King : We cannot do anything with it, we just throw
away.
Lee : Oh, no. In our country, we send it to the
factory and produce some prawn cracker.
Then Lee had an orange. After he finished, he asked
the King.
Lee : What can you do with the orange skin?
King : We cannot do anything. We just throw away.
Lee : Oh, no. In Singapore, we send it to the
factory and produce some orange jam.
Then Lee asked for some chewing gum. After he
finished, he put on the plate and asked the
King.
Lee : What can you do with the chewing gum?
King : Oh, no. We just throw it away.
Lee : In Singapore, we send it to the factory and
produce condoms and send it to Thailand.
Lee said good bye to the King and the King asked Lee.
King : What can you do with the condom when you
finish using it?
Lee : We cannot do anything. We throw it away.
King : In Thailand when we finish using the condom,
we send it to the factory to produce chewing gum and
send it back to Singapore!!


I CAN SEE THE BIGBANG IN YOUR HEART, IN YOUR SOUL

In Thailand when we finish using the condom,we send it to the factory to produce chewing gum and send it back to Singapore