Why chicken cross the road ?

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSAIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?

FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying ***ual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook -Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.


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EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by crossing? Could you define chicken please?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
RICKY MARTIN
Living La Vida Pollo!
ROY ORBISON
Pretty chicken. Walking down the street.
Pretty chicken. The kind I'd like to eat.
Pretty chicken. I don't believe you. It's not the truth.
No one can cook as good as yoooooou. Mercy. Growwwwwwl.
BOOMHAUER
Hey man, that bird some wa zoop zoop dang ol blacktop sum gremlin come by just wh.. you see feathers, man. All over dang ol, I tell ya what.
HANK HILL
Ah, well you see Bobby. When chickens smell the propane fire up they're kind of in a hurry to scram. Heh, Heh.
THE WRIGHT BROTHERS
The farthest a chicken has ever flown is 12 feet. not enough to clear the road.
THE CHICKEN HIMSELF
I have to pick up my laundry.
HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmm... Chick-ennnn.....Doh!
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NORM PETERSON
That's where the beer is, Woody.
KATHERINE HEPBURNE
Oh, look. Norman. The chicken. The chicken, Norman. It's a chicken you old poop!
MULDER
It was a government conspiracy.
SCULLY
It was a simple bio-mechanical reflex that is commonly found in chickens.
DARWIN
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
O. J.
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
PAUL HARVEY
So he made his way across the busy thoroughfare; using caution with every step; so as to not get hit by a passing automobile; and finally made it safely to the other side; where the others were clucking gleefully......And because of that one, single, accomplishment, he was no longer called Clumsy Clucky. For you and I now know him as, the Chicken........ And now you know the rest.....of the story.
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