Will the Real Slim Shady please Stand up and... SHUT THE HELL UP

Take a close look at the two lyrics, my friends. Kinda funny kinda cool.


CHRISTINA AGUILERA LYRICS

"Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up?"

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here.

You all act like you never heard a white person before.
His rhymes are a bore, punk kid trying to be hard core ( Yo! What's up??)
The mushroom mouth is back worse than before.(???)
Making us snore, whining in the microphone ( Baby crying)

It's the return of the oh wait, no wait, you're a fool.
You didn't pay money for this CD did you?
And Dr. Dre [laugh] did everything you idiot, without Dre's defense you're as good as dead.

The world's had enough of Eminem (Jiggy jiggy)
Even his girlfriend's cheatin on him.
Look at him, walking around living off Dre, acting so cool, but he's really kinda weak though.

Little twit blasts me on his new cd
Why? Cause I turned him down for a date (hee hee)
As for the question of who came first, was it Carson daly or was it Fred Durst?
I'm sorry Slim, but this is gonna hurt. They both came closer than you ever will, jerk.

Your song is on my nerves, your song is on my nerves.
You're kinda lucky cause you got more fame than you deserve.
That is the message that I deliver to little kids
You can become famous and never know what talent is.

Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do.
You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on " Silver Spoons"
You aint nothin but a product, packaged to be bought up.
You know a year from now you won't be thought of.

So you write about dead animals and cannibals
And some day you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals. [Dog howls]
And there's a million women just like me, that think like me, that all can see that
Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty
So if you agree, scream loudly with me!!

You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real shady
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite irritating.
So won't the Real Slim Shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up?

You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real shady.
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite itrritating,.
So won't the real slim shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up





Eminem
The Marshall Mathers LP (2000)
Real Slim Shady

[Eminem]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so **** him and **** you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
****, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a **** like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus

[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just **** it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a ****!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus 2X

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
**** it, let's all stand up







One impulse from a vernal wood
May teach you more of man
Of moral evil and of good
Than all the sages can

hahahahahaha !
2 nguời sốc nhau wé ! Muh cái "con nhỏ" ( sorry, cac bac MOD dung lock vì em ghét nhỏ này lắm , ghét tuong duong voi cái "cô" Mariah í ! noi den là ghét .. chùi ui ghét wé..) có quyền gì muh nháo thế nhỉ????
Khá khen cho bác Eminem... ko biết bác rồng có coi khúc lãnh giải MTV Award gì day năm nào koo nhờ.. Eminem nói sốc tụi NSYNC dzà Brit dzà gb thấy muh suớng !
Túm lại funny! Nhưng em chưa có diễm fúc nghe bai này của "chị" Crist cả !
BN
Even his girlfriend's cheatin on him.
Look at him, walking around living off Dre, acting so cool, but he's really kinda weak though
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hehe, Crist nhao' we' !
I'm not like them, but I can pretend.
The sun is gone, but I have a light.
The day is done, but I'm having fun.
I think I'm dumb or maybe just happy...think I'm just happy.