Witty Q & A

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1)
Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant

2)
Q: What is the difference between a human sperm and a lawyer?
A: The human sperm has a one in a million chance of becoming a human being.

3)
Q: What should you reply if he asks you, "Am I your first?"
A: "You might be, you look familiar!"

4)
Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

5)
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.

6)
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: ***ual harassment

Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute

7)
Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

8)
Q: How are men and parking spaces a lot alike?
A: The good ones are always taken and the rest are "handicapped."

9)
Q: How do men sort their laundry?
A: "Filthy" and "Filthy but wearable".