Woman , ha ha

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an
old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah
blah blah blah! This is the fourth time this month and I'm
getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about
three of them. You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've
always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get
very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can
drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the
logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom
of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete ... how much steel!
No, think of another wish."

The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.
Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My
wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So,
I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside
and what they're thinking when they give me the silent
treatment... know why they're crying, know what they really want
when they say 'nothing'... know how to make them truly happy."

The genie said, "You want that bridge with two lanes or four?"




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Được sửa chữa bởi - milou on 21/10/2001 08:32

Hey, great one, pal!
Keep it up, eh?

Nguyenka
NQKa@aol.com

hi everybody, I try to make friends with somebody.

yes , it's very difficult to understand women . I think you must have an experience . Let tell us !

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I have many girl friends but I don't know but about women. Knowing all about women is imposible

California .... knows how to party ... keepin' rocking

Because you don't understand, you want to know about them.Ask me some ques I can answer.Good luck!

Men and women are different. There's no question about it. But instead of focusing on the negative qualities of men and women, why not celebrate the positive qualities?
Let's start with the Ladies:
Women are compassionate, and loving, and caring.
Women cry when they are happy.
Women are always doing little things to show they care.

They will stop at nothing to get what they think is best for their children (best school, best dentist)
Women have the ability to keep smiling when they are so tired they can hardly stand up.
They know how to turn a simple meal into an occasion.
Women know how to get the most for their money
They know how to comfort a sick friend.
Women bring joy and laughter to the world.

The know how to entertain children for hours on end!
They are honest and loyal.
Women have a will of iron under that soft exterior.
They will go the extra mile to help a friend in need.
Women are easily brought to tears by injustice.
They know how to make a man feel like a king.
Women make the world a much happier place to live.
Now, for the Men:
Men are good at moving heavy things and killing spiders. That's...all (He he he..
Oshin

Yeah Oshin, I agree with you .
hehehe.....
Honbixanh

Oh right!
I thought men can only get wise after the experiences.
I loved a girl who's a duplication of my mother. I introduced her to my family. You know? My mother seem very happy. But my father said: "Stupid, my son!"