Women Are Marvelous Creatures !!!!!

Hi all ,

Yesterday (28th of Jan) I read an interesting topic " Woman, ha ha" explored by Peter-pan@V, but I saw no one could present exactly that women are marverlous creatures, women have nothing complex to know about. So, to be happy with a woman, you must not try to understand her at all becuz it 's a very dumb thing. Oh men, you are really senseless and curious to touch my topic, but if you don't you 'll lose all your life(not a half). Hey women, do not blame me if you find something uneasy, unhealthy in this article. I just want the opposite side to learn that women are really "simple" to understand, hô hô hô !!!!!!!

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman .
If you don't, you are not a man .

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying .
If you don't, you are good for nothing .

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing .
If you don't, you are not understanding .

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring .
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing .

If you are well dressed , she says you are playboy .
If you don't, you are dull boy .

If you are jealous, she says it 's bad .
If you don't, she thinks you don't love her .

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her.
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains it' s hard to wait .
If she is late, she says, "That 's a girl's way ."

If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel .
If she is visited by another, " Oh ! It 's natural . We are girls "

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold .
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage .

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics .
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man' s tactics.

If you stare at others, she accuses you of flirting.
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring.

If she talks, she wants you to listen .
If you listen, she wants you to talk

Oh Lord !!! How wonderful you were to create those creatures called " MARVELOUS WOMEN " !!!
Absolutely, so simple to understand !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Lord, tell me how men think about these fantastic creatures???

hoacomay


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